…Mongrel! Gimli: Fairy! Legolas: Gnome! Gimli: You can hardly tell your women apart from your men! Legolas: At least our women don’t have beards! Gimli: *GASP* Take that back! (Legolas…
…blond elves in Las Vegas, I mean, where Galadriel lives. Since I am not an essential character in this portion of the plot, Smeagol and I have decided to spend…
…of the group, he flashed them a mega-watt smile that had probably used up all if not most of the batteries needed to keep Las Vegas alight at night. However,…
…their numbers leading up to where Legolas knew the sewer system was… “Togo hon dad! Legolas! Naga hon!” Legolas was already reaching for an arrow as Aragorn yelled at him….
…“Ugh! I hate that movie!” Legolas whined, “Turn it down!” “You only hate it ’cause that one guy looks like you,” Merry snapped. “He posed off of me, obviously,” Legolas…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…um, Legolas! That was it! Aut: Why? *Legolas appears melodramatically* Leggy: {melodramatically}Why not? All know that er, um, — what are we called anyway? Elves, that’s it!–elves are the wisest…
Reunion (in Fanfiction)
…you were, when you were going to come again.” Legolas smiled. “Well now he has his answer. Hopefully he has come over his ‘Uncle Leg’las’ stage.” Aragorn laughed as Legolas…
…who enjoyed being cooped up under a roof when the sun was shining. He much preferred the trees and gardens surrounding the Last Homely House, to the lavish rooms and…
…mountain!” Legolas joked. “Not really,” Aragorn said with a low laugh. “What are you doing here?” Legolas asked him. Aragorn sighed, and related his tale. Legolas’s face grew more and…