Lord of the Rodents – PART 2!!! (in Fanfiction)
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…to totally strange, drunken freak pointing at Frodo’s cell phone and muttering to him. “Maybe he thinks you’re cute, Mr. Frodo.” The freak got up and staggered Frodo. “Hi, Arwen….
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…what’s one plus one gross? THE SHIRE (ABOUT 100 PERSONS): 145!!! Bilbo: And what’s the number of people at my party minus me? At this, Bilbo put The One Key…
…and Kvigr noticed a number of small mounds, marked by stones, all around him. “Get down and pick your place, laddie – the ground is cheap here,” Sterki grinned again….
…concluded; among that number were, reportedly, a significant number of Dáin’s kin. This was quite the accomplishment, Balin had assured him, since support of Kíli’s right to the throne was…
…orcs, that’s all the reason they need. The messages say that the orcs are great in number…I do feel for them. I must set more watchers on the southern border…”…
…the Family Trees. Indeed, any search for medieval names of Frankish, Merovingian, Carolingian, Anglo-Saxon or Germanic origin will turn up a large number of names familiar to readers of LotR,…