A few reasons why you just might like LOTR

You are on a diet, consisting of mellon, potatoes, mushrooms, ashy tomatoes, lembas, and donuts.(Ring shaped.)
You secretly own a gold ring and put it in your pockets for when you have a riddle contest.(Um, yeah, I do)
You tell your dog “Havo dod” when you mean sit. (Yes, I am afraid I do!)
You always ride bareback. Your horse’s name is in Elvish.
Your screen name is in Elvish.
You gaze into your water globe and pretend to see black ships, when it’s really just Santa Clause.
You fill your birdbath from a silver pitcher and gaze into it to see stuff.
If you have a dog, its name is Huan.
You don’t get mad when people say balrogs have wings. You’ve seen one and know they do.
You call your brother “Ninnyhammer!” “Fool of a Took!” or “Yrch!” (Yes, I do!)
You have your car Smaug checked.
When you are at the zoo, you just look at the Oliphaunts.
You crash into the walls of dead ends, and find out the road doesn’t go on and on.
You curl your hair, die it brown, and put wigs on your feet.
You want to invent a shrink ray so you can be Hobbit-size.
You will not use silver armour. Mithril is better.
You own a plastic sword, and you drew Tengar letters on it.
You know what Tengar letters are.
You can read runes.
You think that in the movie Gandalf didn’t have a long enough beard.(Yep.)
You are arachniphobic because any one of them might start growing and then…
When you mess up with your password, the computer yells “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”
Your password is derived from something in Middle earth
Your spell check on your computer has given up on telling you Gandalf is misspelled, and that there is no such word as “Orc”
You also like Star Wars and Harry Potter so you chop off one hand, are missing your ringfinger on the other, and have a huge, lightning shaped scar on your forehead.