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Estelanor Of The Shire
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on: May 24, 2015 04:27
Fortunately, Sam and Frodo took the Ring and snuck out a back door while Denethor and Pippin were wrestling.
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on: May 24, 2015 11:29
Unfortunately Sam being sick of having to be Frodo's shadow took the ring off Frodo and ran
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on: May 25, 2015 12:01
Fortunately, Frodo was sick of his shadow, and the ring, and so was glad to see Sam run off.
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on: May 25, 2015 04:23
Unfortunately, Gollum decided his oath not to hurt "the master of the Preciousss", did not extend to Sam, so he attacked Sam and grabbed the ring.

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[Edited on 05/26/2015 by Estelanor Of The Shire]
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on: May 25, 2015 10:44
Fortunately, Sam was glad to be rid of the ring so he started to cook.
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on: May 26, 2015 04:55
Unfortunately, Gollum, being invisible, snuck up and poisoned his food.
If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: May 26, 2015 05:32
Fortunately, Eowen saved Sam with HER stew!
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on: May 26, 2015 08:39
Unfortunately, the two poisons warred within him and made Sam go insane.
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on: May 26, 2015 10:10
Fortunately, it made Gollum forget his plan, and instead he rolled on the ground laughing.
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on: May 26, 2015 01:59
"Long live the Honourable Master of Laketown!"

Unfortunately, Éowyn found his laughing so annoying she clobbered him with the stew pot.
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on: May 26, 2015 04:00
Fortunately, Gollum's head was so hard he wasn't hurt.

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[Edited on 05/27/2015 by Estelanor Of The Shire]
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on: May 26, 2015 09:16
Unfortunately, he was very annoyed at Eowyn.
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on: May 28, 2015 12:28
Fortunately, Eowyn had some raw fish and she tossed them to Gollum.
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on: May 28, 2015 06:04
Unfortunately, it was tuna, and only made Gollum madder.
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on: May 28, 2015 08:37
Fortunately, insane Sam attacked Gollum with all his cooking gear while calling him hurtful names like "Slinker" or "Stinker", and drove him far away from Eowyn into the Paths of the Dead.
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on: May 28, 2015 10:28
Unfortunately, the king of the dead did not like Gollum, and demanded Legolas instead.
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on: May 28, 2015 11:09
Fortunately, the Dead King got his wish and killed Legolas.
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on: May 28, 2015 11:16
Unfortunately, Thranduil got mad, and sent a weird bomb that wiped out the AotD!
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on: May 28, 2015 11:31
Fortunately the Paths of the Dead became a new Disney Park.
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on: May 28, 2015 03:14
Unfortunately it went bankrupt after a few remaining Dead sued Disney for violation of copyright.
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on: May 28, 2015 06:51
Fortunately, there was now a theme park opportunity available, and the dwarves of Erebor decided to start up their own theme park to replace it.

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If anyone had happened to look out of a window on the east side of the palace, they might have noticed two figures in the darkness, dancing in a square bordered by living plants, out of time with the dancers inside but perfectly in time with each other.
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on: May 28, 2015 10:32
Unfortunately, Smaug refused to let them build a roller coaster on his back.
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on: May 29, 2015 08:50
Fortunately, He did help them with fireworks
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on: May 29, 2015 09:27
Unfortunately, Smaug decided he was entitled to the fireworks.
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on: May 29, 2015 10:36
Fortunately, Gandalf had spares for the people
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on: May 29, 2015 10:56
Unfortunately the fire got a little carried away...
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on: May 29, 2015 11:44
Fortunately, Thorin had a fire squad, and it was taken care of.
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on: May 29, 2015 12:45
Unfortunately, it started to rain and the fire was put out.
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on: May 29, 2015 02:27
Fortunately, Smaug had a nice fit and offered to donate some.
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on: May 30, 2015 07:29
Unfortunately, poor Smaug got shot by bard, who claimed it was Bain who committed the murder.
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on: May 30, 2015 09:08
Fortunately, Bain was a practiced defense lawyer.
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on: May 30, 2015 10:09
"Long live the Honourable Master of Laketown!"

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Unfortunately, he wasn't licensed to practice where they were.
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on: May 30, 2015 10:39
Fortunately, Galadriel was there to help.
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on: May 30, 2015 03:41
Unfortunately, Galadriel felt a bit lazy that day and asked Celeborn to help instead.
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on: May 30, 2015 05:27
Fortunately Celeborn had a Laketown License and was able to clear up the problem.
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