. o O And if he doesn’t give up the ring, I’ll cosh him with my staff.
“Where ARE my sunglasses…???”
“There was something I forgot. What was it? Something about a ring…”
aaar amnesia
“Beware of Pirates? What is that Baggins talking about!”
I’m seeing spots. White spots. I knew I needed glasses.
why is he always squinting?
~looks in mirror~ “Hmm, this hat is pretty stupid actually”
G:”But I’m not a solicitor. If you would just open the dorr you would see I’m Gandalf!”
B:”That’s what all door-to-door solicitors say!!!”
“Drat! Forgot me spectacles again!”
G: Who has been here that would cause old Bilbo to put seven deadlocks on his door along with an alarm system?
I need a new hat with a wider rim.
B: I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it! G: Umm…dirt?
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. o O And if he doesn’t give up the ring, I’ll cosh him with my staff.
“Where ARE my sunglasses…???”
“There was something I forgot. What was it? Something about a ring…”
aaar amnesia
“Beware of Pirates? What is that Baggins talking about!”
I’m seeing spots. White spots. I knew I needed glasses.
why is he always squinting?
~looks in mirror~ “Hmm, this hat is pretty stupid actually”
G:”But I’m not a solicitor. If you would just open the dorr you would see I’m Gandalf!”
B:”That’s what all door-to-door solicitors say!!!”
“Drat! Forgot me spectacles again!”
G: Who has been here that would cause old Bilbo to put seven deadlocks on his door along with an alarm system?
I need a new hat with a wider rim.
B: I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it! G: Umm…dirt?