On the first day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the second day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the third day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the fourth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the seventh day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the eighth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Eight fighting wild men
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Nine Nazgul screeching
Eight fighting wild men
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Ten raging Ents
Nine Nazgul screeching
Eight fighting wild men
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Eleven stinky wargs
Ten raging Ents
Nine Nazgul screeching
Eight fighting wild men
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
And Gandalf on top of the tower.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Sauron gave to me
Twelve fighting Uruk-hai
Eleven stinky wargs
Ten raging Ents
Nine Nazgul screeching
Eight fighting wild men
All seven palantírs
Six brand new robes
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four Elves to torture,
Three staffs to wield
Two Hobbits to capture
AND GANDALF ON TOP OF THE TOWER!