Name: Sauron
Nickname: Gorthaur, Lord of the Rings
Race: corrupted Maia (and proud of it)
Residence: currently – the Void; formerly known as lord of Tol-in-Gaurhoth, Dol Guldur and Mordor. Ah, those good ol’ days…
Eye color: Ha ha, funny! *glare*
Hair color: Golden, last time I had any. *grumbles* I should really try those hair-growth lotions they’re advertising for on the web…
Favourite apparel: Dark iron arabesque armour. Sure rain is a pain in the… but boys in black and metal studs are so hot!
Favourite jewelry: A Ring, the least of rings, a trifle he fancies… Make sure you don’t separate him from it or he’ll get really cranky.
Favourite songs: Manowar – “Pleasure Slave”; HIM – “Gone with the Sin”; Skillet – “My Obsession”.
Favourite books: “Torture for Proficient Students” (co-authored with Melkor); “From Evil Side-Kick to Dark Lord in 10 Easy Steps”
Favourite game: “Dungeons and Dragons”; Hide and Seek – yeah, some never grow up, so what?!
Likes: Teaching craftsmen that there’s more to metal then they thought… Creating small shiny trinkets with a propensity to mess lives up. Watching horror movies while lecturing on the proper way to slash, burn, dismember, disembowel or cause any bodily harm that cannot be described in a PG-13 text. Plotting to take over the world. Nearly succeeding…
Dislikes: Noldor. Hobbits. Noldor. Men. Noldor… No, I’m not repetitive; my therapist taught me not to obsess… obsess…
Haunting philosophical blurbs:”I see you!”; “There is no life in the Void, only Death.”

How about a stroll in dark alleys with this gorgeous guy? “Don’t fear the reaper…”

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