By Bloombabe113
Parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Unknown

You know Gandalf,
and Merry,
and Pippin
and Sam,
Legolas,
and Aragorn,
and Boromir,
and Gimli,
but do you recall,
the most famous companion of all?

Frodo the Cursed hobbit,
had a very shiny ring,
and if you ever saw it,
you would claim the bling-bling
All the other companions,
used to laugh and call him names (like the ring bearer)
they never let poor Frodo,
ditch the accursed thing.

Then one gloomy scary night,
Arwen came to say,
Frodo with your Ring so bright,
Come back to the light!

Then how the companions loved him,
as they shouted out with glee,
Frodo the cursed Hobbit,
You’ll go down in Middle-Earth History!

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