The Hobbits Who Don’t Do Anything
*The song begins with Lobelia Sackville-Baggins and her son Lotho sitting by the fire with Frodo (who is quite annoyed)*
All: We are the Hobbits who don’t do anything
We just stay home and eat all day
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell them, we don’t do anything
Lotho: Well I’ve never been to Rivendell
And I’ve never been to Bree
And I’ve never eaten supper in Gondor or Rohan
And I’ve never climbed some mountains
And I’ve never seen the Ocean
And I’ve never been to Lothlorien in the spring
All: Cause we’re the Hobbits who don’t do anything
We just stay home and eat all day
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, we don’t do anything
Lobelia: Well I’ve never travelled far
And I’ve never stolen mushrooms
And I’ve never had adventures cause I’m not to fond of them
And I’ve always been perfect
And I don’t care for Tooks
And I’ve never been to Lothlorien in the spring
All: Cause we’re the Hobbits who don’t do anything
We just stay home and eat all day
And if you ask us to do anything
We just tell you, we don’t do anything
Frodo: Well I’ve had a grand adventure
And I’ve travelled Middle Earth
And I’ve met several races in many different lands
And I’ve nearly gotten killed
And I’ve destroyed a ring
And I’ve never been to Lothlorien in the spring
Lobelia(not singing): Wait what are you talking about! What do other races and lands have to do with being a hobbit?
Lotho: And who’s ever destroyed a ring! That’s just nonsense! Am I right, what do you think?
Lobelia I think you’re a bit too fat
Lotho: What! Am not!
Lobelia: Are to!
Lotho: Am not!
Lobelia: Are to!
Lotho: That’s you’re out of here!
Lobelia: Says who?
Lotho: Says the biggest that’s who
Lobelia: Oh yeah well wahtever you say tub of lard
*Lobelia and Lotho keep arguing*
Frodo(singing): Well I’ve fought with a wizard
And I’ve destroyed an empire
And I’ve helped King ascend to the throne
And I’ve stabbed a cave troll
And I’ve met an elf lord
Lobelia: Outlandish!
All: And we’ve never been to Lothlorien in the spring
6 Comments
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was great!! VEGGIE TALES RULES!!
I just turned twenty and I still watch them on occasion. Good memories! haha!
AWESOME!!!!! Really, really funny. I was singing it my head with the music… *giggles*
great job not bad for a songsmith
Awesome!Love Veggie Tales and I love this version!!:)Great job!