Middle Earth's Alphabet by LossenfacwenGreenleaf
A is for Arwen, who has to tell Aragorn not to wimp out just because of Isildur and the past.
B is for Bilbo, who never really said good-bye to Frodo.
C is for cast. As in you sure’s heck better cast The Ring into the fires of Mt. Doom.
D is for drinking, which the Hobbits do a lot of.
E is for ewww, what I was thinking when Lurtz was coming out of the ground.
F is for Frodo, the ring bearer, and whom all Middle Earth is counting on.
G is for Galadriel who freaked Frodo out after he looked into the mirror in Lothlorien.
H is for Hobbits, who don’t believe in wearing shoes apparently.
I is for Isengard, which was distroyed by Saruman when he had all the trees ripped out.
J is for jump, which the members of the fellowship do a lot of.
K is for king. What Aragorn will become in the end.
L is for lady of light. Who Galadriel is.
M is for money, which doesn’t seem to exist in Middle-Earth.
N is for Nazgul, really scary guys.
O is for Oh No! What everyone was thinking when Gandalf fell off the bridge of Khazad-Dum.
P is for pretty boy, a.k.a Legolas.
Q is for questions. Sam, Merry, and Pipin seem to have a lot of questions.
R is for rabbit, which Gollum tries to feed Frodo raw (gross).
S is for Sauron, the dark lord, the really, really evil dude.
T is for trouble. And Middle-Earth is in a lot of it.
U is for Uruk-hai, who didn’t have a chance at Helm’s Deep.
V is for Valinor, that mysterious place across the sea where the elves are.
W is for White Wizard, which Saruman is and Gandalf became.
X is for xlophone, but they don’t have xlophones in Middle Earth, so never mind.
Y is for young. How the elves look even though they aren’t.
Z is for zoned out. What Frodo is at the bar of the Prancing Pony just before he puts The Ring on for the first time.
3 Comments
great! very funny. three words L,O,L! great.
Hehe, Lossen, this is a very cute ABC thing 🙂
Tee hee, pretty cute. I guess I’d give my nineteenth story a four.