Lord of Junior High by Ringbearer3000
A/N-I have nothing against ninth grade. The wraiths and Ian. S may be in ninth grade, but that is simply because it’s eaiser to picture a ninth grader chasing a seventh grader. Don’t forget, most elves including Galadriel and Elrond are ninth graders too. Thanks.
Polouge
The school has changed. I feel it in the halls. I feel it in the lockers. I taste it in the snack bar. I smell it in the cafeteria. Much that once was is lost for now no students live who remember it. It began with the creation of the magic pens of power. Three were given to the class of band/orchastra. Talented, and most musical of the classes. Seven, to the class of art,shop and theater (which are combined in my school) expressive and skilled artists. And nine… nine were given to the class of football, who above all else desire power. But they were decieved.
For within these items was the strength and will to ace each class. But another pen was made. In the land of the gym where the shadow lies the dark principle Mr. Sauron made in secret a ruling Pen. Into it he poured his cruelty, his malice, his will to give unlimited homework all year long. One Pen to rule them all. The pens of the band remained untouched and the pens of art and theater were safely sequestered. But the pens of the football class succumbed to the will of the one Pen and they were reduced to penwraiths. One by one, the free classes of MJH fell to the one pen. But there were some that resisted.
A last alliance of the great classes (band/orchastra, theater/art/shop and sports) fought against the armies of the office. The band brandished their instruments. The orchastra loaded their bows. The class of art, shop, and acting grabbed extra stage props, saws and brushes, and the free athletes fought with their sports equipment. Together, with their combined efforts, they drove back the forces of the dark principal. Victory was near. But the power of the one Pen could not be undone. Mr Saroun, with the pen stuck behind his ear, appeared swing a huge mace and knocking students out of the way. It was in this moment when ninth-grade Ian S. from the class of tennis took his tennis racket and knocked the one Pen from the hand of Mr. Sauron. Mr. Sauron, the enemy of the free classes of MJH was defeated.
The pen passed to Ian who had a chance to destroy a great evil. But the minds of ninth-graders are easily corrupted and the Pen betrayed Ian to his suspension and was lost in the hallways under the trampling of students desperate to get to classes on time.
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth. For two and a half semesters the one Pen passed out of the notes and agendas of students, until when chance came, it ensnared a new student. The pen came to the student Gollum S., who took it to the depths of his locker. There, it failed him. The pen brought to Gollum unnaturally bad grades and bad penmanship. In the gloom of Gollum’s locker, the Pen waited for five weeks.
Darkness crept into the classrooms of MJH. Rumor grew of a nameless fear. The Pen percieved it’s time to move on. It left the depths of Gollum’s locker, only to be picked up by the most unlikely person. A seventh grader. Bill B. from the band room. For there would come a time where the seventh grade band will shape the fortunes of all. (Ha ha ha! I’m in the seventh grade band!!! ) How was that? Please R and R!!!
35 Comments
You have to write more! SEQUAL SEQUAL SEQUAL!!!
LOL! I know how you feel, im in Junior High too.
yes yes please write more!!
i love it! cant wait to read more!!!
Very Funny. I love it. PLease continue with the story.
Oh, my gosh! That was the funniest thing I’ve ever read! Write more! Write more!
I love your idea, (considering I’m in Middle School, of Middle Earth, whatever,) and all of the cliques and groups of people are so realistic. I really hope that you continue the epic trilogy, and finish all 3 bools/movies/stories.
Thanks!
Midnightlego13
LOL! Please comtinue!
Good for you, so was I once apone a time. Now your story is a good laugh espesuly the band suff. Finish it and put it on the site, fast. Please forgive my poor 9th grade spelling.
Very funny! 😀
thas was sooooooooooooo good! made me laff so loud the whole of college looked at me! ONE PEN TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE PEN TO FIND THEM, ONE PEN TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I love it! HA HA! It’s hilarious! 😀
Ha ha!!!!! Funny little seventh grader’s!
no gobbstoppers no chesse-its?how do they live and football players dont need a pen to corupt them.by hte way what school do you go to?i need to transfer even if it is to a gobbstopperless land(mordor):)
Very cute and creative.
and the ninth graders pass on into Valinor High forever, never to return…..the time of the seniors is over, my buddies are leaving this school…..do we leave Middle School to its fate? do we let them play alone?………..
Cool !!!! Like it ! Please hurry up with the rest !
( BTW , I don’t exactly like the ” Freda ” Idea – but as I can’t think of anything better , I ‘ll have to leave it 2 you !!
You are hilarious! For the good of all Middle Earth, PLEASE FINISH THIS STORY!
P.S. I’m in Orchesra, hey just like Legolas! The only thing is, I play the viola
hahahaha!!! the pens of power! i love it! and the good guys are band students! hooray! i absolutely love this…it’s great and must be continued soon!
I think this story is really good
That was awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE write more!!! I love it!!!!!!
Very Good and Funny!!
I’ve read alot of fanfiction based on LotR but this one is one of the most hilarious thing I’ve ever read. Good job keep going this is too funny. I know this fic isnt done but Im getting a weird idea if you made a squel to it ‘Lord of Highschool’ I dunno I think I sound like an Idiot right now but that would be neat.
That was pretty cool!! You should continue it for sure!
That was pretty cool!! You should continue it for sure!
good, but when does Legolas come in?
Wow! That’s funny! Sounds bit like my school, except our evil is the asst princapal, with her one P.A. system of power.
….hheeeyyy….*sniffles*…….I’m a nineth grader…..*sniffles more.*
This is absolutley one of THE best Silly stories EVER!!!!!!!!
Great job!
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Hey,
AWSOME fic!!! This is without contest the best parody-type fanfiction that I’ve ever read. And seventh graders ROCK!!! (even though I’m in ninthe grade…) seriously though, seventh grade was the best year of my life. I used (well I still do) fantize myself as Frodo…. I also thought that you kept your characters nicely close to their Tolkien-written counterparts, and I thought you did a good job with the names. The one thing I noticed was that it seemed like an almost inevitable romance between Freda and Gary…. had to keep reminding myself that, as Frodo and Gandalf, nothing of the sort would happen….
Anyway, keep writing!!! I can’t wait until this gets even further on in the story!!
I love this story!!! I am a flutist (actually I think the correct term is floutist, but I’m not sure…) and am very happy that the main character plays flute, we are an abused instument. Surrounded by stereotypes of being snotty blondes.
I love how you fit everything in!I like the Prolog best,but everything is great!
Great story. My favorite part is the honor student battle. Please write more.
I really think that this story is wonderful and am eagerly waiting for more to come. Please hurry up with the next bit!
this is sooo cool!! i like how you shanged all of the names!! keep the chapters coming i’ll be waiting!!