Bad LotR poems by caterrinah
I saw an orc
Jump off a cliff
It hit the earth
And ended up squished
I saw an orc
Run into the water
It hit its head
And died
The end
The orcs look bad
It makes me sad
Because they all
Have never been to a mall
Tap and orc on the shoulder
When it turns around
You can push him over
Legolas met an orc
The orc died
Haldir met an orc
It died too
Haldir and Legolas met each other
They became friends and traded quilt patterns
3 Comments
wait, QUILT PATTERNS?! Haha they are pretty corny π
Pretty funny, I liked them. Mostly because they were corny. π
Keep writing!
Those are hilarious because they are so corny.
Trading quilt patterns? Oy.