Sauron
By GilrinHathol
Parody of "Taxman" by The Beatles (written by George Harrison)
Let me tell you how it will be
There’s nineteen for you one for me
‘Cause I am Sauron
Yeah, I am Sauron
Should Middle-Earth appear too small
Be thankful I don’t have it all
‘Cause I am Sauron
Yeah I am Sauron
If you ride a horse I’ll take your head
If you try to sit you will be dead
If it gets too hot I’ll burn more coals
If you start to fade I’ll take your souls
SAURON!
(Guitar solo)
‘Cause I am Sauron
Yeah I am Sauron
Don’t ask me what I want you for (Ha hah Gil-Galad!)
If you don’t want the whip some more (Ha hah Elendil!)
Cause I am Sauron
Yeah I am Sauron
Now my advice to those who fade
Declare your feas to my aid
Cause I am Sauron
Yeah I am Sauron
And you’re working for no one but me
SAURON!