FotR Movie Bloopers by arwen_galadrial
On Mt. Doom
Elrond: Cast the ring into the fire, destroy it!
Isildur: No.
Elrond: *pushes Isildur into Mt. Doom* Well that takes care of every thing *dusts off hands*
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On that mountain before they reach Moria………….
Legolas: Look at me I’m a fairy elf prince! I can walk on the snow! I’m as light as a feather! Lalalalalala…
Boromir pushes Legolas off of the mountain.
Fellowship: Thank eru.
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The Council of Elrond………
Aragorn: You have my sword.
Legolas: And my bow. But don’t even think about touching my herbal essence!
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Elrond: You will unite or you will fall-
Arwen: So that’s why I wasn’t invited to your party, you’re wearing my tiara!
Legolas: Not to mention your purple dress.
Everyone else stares at Elrond.
Elrond: What? They look better on me!
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In Moria…….
Legolas: *grabs part of Aragorn’s sword*
Aragorn: *pulling sword back* Legolas, I need my sword to fight the orcs!
Legolas: Must….ogle…reflection!
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Before they go into Moria………..
Aragorn: The mines are no place for a pony.
Sam: Good-bye Bill.
Bill: Neigh, nay, nay. (Translation: I remember what Gandalf said. He said now don’t you leave him Bill and I don’t mean to, I don’t mean to.)
Sam: I love you Bill *hugs Bill*
Bill: Nay, neigh (I love you to Sam)
PJ: CUT! Bill, can I have a word with you.
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Frodo: Gandalf, I cannot read the fiery letters what do they say?
Gandalf: It’s a dud! Made in China!
Take 56
Frodo: Gandalf, I cannot read the fiery letters what do they say?
Gandalf: What are you, twenty-something years old and you can’t read!
Frodo: It’s in the script grandpa!
Take 364
Frodo: What do the stupid letters say?
Gandalf: Insert finger here.
PJ: All right who took the real ring!
Andy: It’s mine. My precioussssssssssssssssssss.
PJ; Oh shutup and give the ring back!
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Aragorn and Arwen’s “love scene”
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought I had strayed into a dream-
Merry: We demand that you stop this!
Aragorn: Why? We are getting paid for this ya know.
Pippin: We read FotR five times in a row and this never happened!
PJ: Oh brother CUT! Billy, Dominic we need to have a talk.
Take 35
Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?
Aragorn: I thought-
Pippin: *runs in front of the camera* Stop! Run away!
Merry: The people who are making this movie want to rule the world!
Pippin: They want you to be their slaves! They’re trying to brainwash you! Read the book instead!
PJ: *slaps forehead*
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In Lorien….
Galadrial: Look into my mirror
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadrial: Water. Every thing else is done with special effects.
PJ: Cate! How many times do we have to shoot this scene!
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One of those times Frodo is stupid enough to hold out the ring…
Frodo: o_o
Nagzul#5: *runs up and grabs the ring* Thanks buddy! *runs away*
Frodo: Hey give it back!
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Aragorn: You can’t give me this.
Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will-
Aragorn: Arwen, this necklace says made in china on it. Are you keeping something from me?
Elrond: That’s right! I have the real one and I’m not letting my baby give up her immortality!
Arwen: I hate you daddy!
Elrond: One day you’ll thank me for this.
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In Lorien……
Galadrial: Farewell, Frodo Baggins. I give you the light of Earendil, our most beloved star.
Frodo: So, I’m risking my life to save middle-earth and all you give me is some light bulb! Thanks a lot!
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The Council of Elrond…
Elrond: The ring must be destroyed!
Gimli: Then let’s do it now. *takes out ax and instead of his ax breaking the ring does*
PJ: CUT! That’s the seventh one today!
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In Lorien…..
Celeborn: Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
Galadrial: He has fallen into shadow.
Gimili: Nah, he’s going over his lines for the next movie.
Later
Legolas: A lament for Gandalf.
Boromir: What do they say?
Legolas: What do you mean what do they say! They write a song for some dead guy but don’t even care that I had to go without herbal essence for a week! Do you know how hard that is!
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29 Comments
will be neither constructive nor flaming, just say this: great! really funny… especially the Bill-Sam bit…
FUNNY! keep up the good work!
Funny funny funny ! Loved it ! Keep it up !
LOL! Earendiel LOL! Melikes alot!
I’ve heard some of them before, on carttons and such, but the Merry and Pippin ones were best! Here’s one for the next set:
Gimli whacks axe to peices over ring.
Ar:You have my sword
Leg:And my bow
Gim: And my axe *Frodo looks at what is left*
Fro:Sorry, don’t want it.
That was really funny. i’ve read them over and over. make more. those were really funny. i watch that movie everyday when i get home from school and i didn’t think of those. write more. i need more.
*rolls on the floor, laughing so hard she cries* LOLOLOL!
*wipes tears from eyes and manages to lift self back on computer chair* Haha!!!! That was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!! luv it!!
*dies laughing*
oh boy. this is funny. i am so serious- wait, how could you be serious about this? anyway i’m ROTFL, and it takes a lot for me to do that, i read one of these things and i’m dying on the floor. wow *O*
This was hilarious!! :):) It seriously made my day!! :):) Thank you thank you thank you! 🙂
*has already fallen on the floor laughing… just manging to type* That… *takes breath, but then falls off chair* is sooooo… *runs out of breath, and tries to compose self, with out success* is hill–*can’t finish sentance, because laughing so much* (as well as the fact that I can’t spell.)
Hahahahahahhhahahahahhahahahah! That is sooooooo funny! I like the ones with Legolas acting babyish! Its so fuuny! And when Gandalf says “Insert finger here”, and when Gimli says “Whats happened?” and legolas replies “Boromir died”, and then Gimli continues “I think he’s faking it, I better give him mouth to mouth”, then Boromir shouts “ARGHHHHHHH! Ok, I’m alive! I’m alive!” Its all so funny! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahah-*falls unconcious onto floor*
Hey, this is very very good. Is there more for TTT?
Funny I love these write more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and ect.
Your movie bloopers were very funny =) Good stuff.
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Meeb & Neveah
I loved it. it was so funny, escpecially legolas ascting like a little kid!!!
this is really great! lovit!
I really enjoyed this but i really didn’t liek the Orlando Blom and Legolas jokes, i think it is very imature when people do that.
So… hilarious! *loves the Legolas singing “Wheels on the bus”* Aww…. *wipes tears from eyes*
I was always laughing this is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
I was cracking up through the whole story. 🙂
HURRY UP AND MAKE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was awsome i loved it it was so funny
WONDERFUL! PLEASE make more…:)
i like those…. if you make another one, try having some Orlando fangirls ruining the scene by chasing Orlando off the set and into the nearest hiding spot… that might be kinda funny
*snicker* these were pretty funny! I guess I’d give my seventeenth story a three and a half.
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahha to all of them except the stupid legolas and orli stuff. those were…well…stupid…and…old…and…stupid…anyway, loved the rest of them! <><