20 things you should NEVER EVER tell Legolas by Bloombabe113
Now I know there are lots of Legolas fangirls out there and just to let you know, I am one of them. So do not be offended by this. I plan later to make fun of other characters too!!
20. You’re a sissy!
19. Do you dye your hair?
18. There’s more to life than looks.
17. Sorry dude, I used the last of your shampoo.
16. Your hair is messy.
15. Hey is that a zit?
14. You nance a lot.
13. Are you gay?
12. That outfit makes you look fat.
11. You’re ugly.
10. Hah! That’s not your natural eye color.
9. Dumb blonde.
8. The woodsy look was so last season.
7. That cloak says one thing – cheap!
6. Elves suck.
5. You’re OLD!
4. Dwarves rock!
3. Your breath stinks.
2. The ranger knows you’re stalking him.
1. You snore.
25 Comments
LOL 😀
i cant wait to see other characters!
Oh my gosh! I am still holding my sides. A little short. Do the rest of them and put them all together.
I’m as much as a fan girl as any….i hunted down everything bloomy did in england, and i am not offended, i found it rather cute. besides as fan girls we get to make fun of them. all in all good job and i know some people who would love it.
Wow! This is sooo funny… I can’t wait until you do more! 🙂
I lvoe the first one! HAHAHA this was funny^^
very true! hilarious!
Hey I just wanted to say that I am also one of Legolas’ fan girls (who isn’t 😉 and I like your list of ’20 things you should NEVER EVER tell Legolas’ is hilarious (and I agree with you, if anybody ever said any of that to him, this would be ONE MAD FAN GIRL!)!
Mrs. Sindalindewen Elianna Greenleaf
I love it, I’m sat here in absolute stitches. Ow sides hurt now
funny funny funny!!!
Hey, hey, hey, now. No making fun of elves! Just kidding, funny, but you should make it longer.
Oooooooooooo. NEVER, EVER, EVER say ANYTHING like that to my LEGOLAS! Or you will have ME to deal with! Muahahahahahahahaha!
XD XD XD OMG… *roflmao* These are funny! ^_^
Gr8 please do more!!!!!!! cud u do arwen… it wud make me feel better? mayb …1.Aragorn is marrying his lady in bree? PLEASE!!!!!
I WOULD KILL U IF U SAID THOSE TO LEGGY THE GREAT!!!!!!!!! ARG!!!!
still, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
lol!!! those are funny!
MORE MORE MORE MUST HAVE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!! do elrond with his scary eyebrows next…or galadriel…or boromir….or one of the hobbits!!!!! sauron’s or sauruman’s would be funny too….. hehehe PM me when u add more pleez!!!!!!!
Your story is really funny, keep writhing.
Lol i loved ’em! Sory o ask this but do ya think you could maybe do Merry and Pippin? I’d love to see that! Keep writing!
That was pure genius, really it was.
Your points are great but they could be a tiny tiny bit funnier. And you should doi Arwen next I think
THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! It really got me laughing…..good job.
THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!! you need to do more!!! Like with Merry and Pippin!!
haha very hilarious. loved them all!
I’ve read a lot of fanfics of this kind, but this one is particularly good. Just one small correction though, those things the Nazgul ride aren’t dragons, they’re Fell Beasts (whatever Fell Beasts are).