Legolas the nancy boy elf was happily frollicking along the riverside when he suddenly heard a rustle in the bushes. Furrowing his perfect brow Legolas reached out a freshly mousterized hand and pulled the creature from the bushes. A human with platinum blonde hair and black robes with an emblem of a green serpent on the front stood before him sneering. “Who are you?” Legolas asked in his sexy voice. The boy sneered. “I’m Malfoy, Draco Malfoy.” Legolas yawned, very bored. “I’m sorry I don’t know you.” He replied. “I happened to notice.” Draco started, “That you use Beautiful Busty Beach Blonde hair dye.” Legolas gasped and put his hands to his silky hair. “H-How did you know?!” He stammered. “The orange pineapple smell is overwhelming, I could track you easily since it carried for miles. I’m more of a Manly Mango man myself.” Legolas nodded. “You do look very manly.” Draco nodded in agreement. “Anywho, I’ve come to warn you Legolas. Sarumaun has created a plot to remove all blonde hair dye from middle earth!” Legolas gasped and dry sobs started to escape from his mouth. “Pull yourself together man!” Draco cried taking ahold of Legolas’s shoulders. Legolas nodded furiously and pulled out a flowered ‘kercheif from his pocket. “What can we do?! Oh God this is so terribly awful!” Legolas shriked in agony. “I’ve decided to bring in the higher people.” Draco said grimly. “Elle! You can come out now!” Draco called. A tall attractive very blonde woman came stumbling out of the bushes. “Hello there!” she called. “My name is Elle Woods. I’ve come to save Middle Earth.”

***Will Draco, Elle, and Legolas every stop the taking of the blonde conspiracy??*****

(i’ll post more later once i get a better idea in my head.)