Here we go.

(( To the tune of, “A partridge in a pear tree”. ))

On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me:

The one shiny golden Ring.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden Ring

On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me

Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

4 Lousy Hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

(Remember the tune changes here!)

On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 orcs a killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

8 riders riding
7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

9 Nazgul Screeching
8 riders riding
7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a-killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

10 Narsils breaking
9 Nazgul Screeching
8 riders riding
7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a-killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

11 Deanthors burning
10 Narsils breaking
9 Nazgul Screeching
8 riders riding
7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a-killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me

12 wars a-ending
11 Deanthors burning
10 Narsils breaking
9 Nazgul Screeching
8 riders riding
7 Dwarfs a-mining
6 orcs a-killing
5 Istari Wizards
4 lousy hobbits
Three Elven Rings
Two sides of Gollum
And the one shiny golden ring

Done! Whew! Okay Please review!