Legolas the Handsome Elf (to the parody of “Rudolf the Rednosed Reindeer”)

You know Haldir and Gandalf and Gimli and Aragorn,
Arwen and Elrond and Galadriel and Celeborn,
But do you recall
The most handsome elf of them all…
Legolas, the handsome elf
Ha-ad very shiny hair
And if you ever saw it
You would surely stop and stare
All of the other elves
Used to point and call him names
They never let poor Legolas
Join in any elven games
Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Aragorn came to say:
Legolas, with your wits so brave,
Won’t you show me how to shave?
Then all the elves oved him,
And they shouted out with joy,
Legolas, the handsome elf
You’re a very handsome boy!

Gollum got Runover by a Ringwraith (to the parody of “Grandma got Runover by a Reindeer”)
Chorus:
Gollum got runover by a reindeer
Crawling back to his cave Christmas Eve,
Now you can say there’s no such thing as Sauron,
But as for me and Frodo, we believe.

He’d been eating too many raw fish
Gazing at his precious often, too
He’d had at least a gallon of tequila
But his manners would suprise even you.

(Chorus)

I feel sorry for poor Frodo,
He’s been taking it so well,
Even after Gollum bit off his finger,
Frodo still thought Smeagol was so swell.

(Chorus)

Joy to the World (Note: this is supposed to be sung by Saruman)

Joy to the world,
That Sauron’s back,
Let Middle Earth recieve her king,
He’s really really mean,
He’s got an evil scheme,
And heaven and nature scream,
And heaven and nature scream,
And hobbits, and elves and men
And dwarves all scream!