A New Devilry by Aragorns_Lady_in_Bree
I don’t know why it came out this way. Anyways, I hope you enjoy it!!!
It was a morning that seemed just like any other
morning in the fair house of Rivendale. This
morning was different, though. On this morning,
Legolas woke to an excruciating pain in his lower
jaw. Aragorn woke moments later, to witness the
confused look of pain on his friend’s face. Aragorn
at once knew what the problem was.
“When was your last visit with a
dental hygienist?” Aragorn inquired.
“A what?………..”Legolas began.”Oh,
I never… I am immune to such illnesses.
“What else could be causing your
pain?” Aragorn asked. He, like most men did not
make an appoint to see a dentist regularly. Still, it
has been less than a few years, since his last visit.
Legolas, on the other hand, has been alive for
thousands of years. “I will make you an
appointment.” He continued. “If it is not your
teeth causing your pain, than there is no harm
done.” Aragorn concluded.
Thoughts raced through Legolas’
mind. He suddenly remembered all the horrible
tales he had heard about the dentist. “Who are
you having me see?” Legolas slowly asked
Aragorn. The elf, though, was unsure he wanted
to know the answer.
Aragorn suddenly looked very
nervous. He was hoping Legolas didn’t ask that
question and would only find out whom his dentist
was, when it was to late to turn back.
“I didn’t have much choice. All the
other dentists have sailed away, to the West.
(This is fact is the reason most of the elves left
Middle Earth.)” Aragorn stuttered.
“And?” Legolas pried.
” He is actually very good. He went
to medical school; I saw his diploma.” Aragorn tried
to change the subject.
“And!?!” The impatient elf asked.
Who is this dentist? Find out, next time!
60 Comments
Please review! If you enjoy it, I will put up the next part.
hahaha. a review…. i liked it even though i am a bit of a orlando/legolas fan. but i can poke fun at anything.
Brethriel, just replace legolas’ name with a character you hate.
Note: Legolas isn’t my very favorite character, but I don’t hate him. There are a couple other characters I’d like to put in his place….
who’s the dentist?!?!?!? who’s the dentist?!?!?!? keep writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Legolas. If I had to go to the dentist they would have to chase me down with bloodhounds. Hope Aragorn has a good one lined up. Good start. Keep up the good work. I can’t wait to see who it is. God Bless.
Arabiasil
I really liked it. It was funny. I’m not really a Legolas fan, but I can make fun of any character. Write more!
*snort* ^_^ LOLOLOLOL!!! This is v. funny… please write more of it! Poor Leggy though… that just proves that you should go to the dentist regularly!!! … I’m still not going though! =S
chap. 2 was reeeaaally short. I promise the next chap. will be longer.
coooooooooooooooll muwahahahahahahahahahaha. So Legolas is not so perfect as he seems!
GAAAH!!! *_* It’s Sauron!!! ^_^ I love it!!! Oh he’s going to wet himself in there… >=) Write more soon!
Why helloooo! i think my dentist is sauron. sure looks like him. my dentists a she. good story
THis is such a cute story… Hee hee hee…. Poor Leggy, I know how he feels! Anyways, I’m dying here, please write some more!
That’s great! When are you going to use other characters? I really enjoyed it. Try to make your next chapter longer!
hehehehehe
i’m a legolas fan and i’m cracking up trying to picture a blond pointy eared orlando bloom complaining of a tooth ache…then of course seeing aragorn smile an evil smile knowing the prissy little elf is experiencing some of that pestilence…
dum…dum..dum….
Great job with legolas! I can’t wait to see who comes to the dentist’s chair next!!
OMG! I love it! So funny…..
That was a cute story. Please write more!
Hee hee hee! I absolutely LOVE it so far!! Just one question: Why did you end your latest chapter with: “Who?
its funny, but kinda short
Hahaha this chapter was the funniest, well written. in one of your up coming chapters why not see what is behind the perfect face of galadriel hehe!
This story really struck a nerve with me (sorry for the pun) I hate to go to the dentist so I can sympathise with poor Legolas. Good job, keep writing. God Bless.
Arabiasil
Oh yay! Serves Denethor and Boromir right!
I really like! I enjoyed the way you made everyone characters that the readers would know from either the books or the movies. The way you described Denethor screaming made me laugh. I don’t like him much. Keep writing!
I still love it! Please keep it going If not I will be very sad!
cool I like it. I hate dentists and all of there sort nI used to have braces.Grr!!!
~If there are certain characters you would like to see in future chapters, please pm me or post them in your review. thanks!
Very good. very funny roaring with laughter!!!!!
*laughing too hard to comment*
This is so funny, 1 question though will Legolas’s tooth grow back?
Very Good. Very Good. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time. Congrats, another success. Can’t wait to see the next chapter: Elrond’s Pain *evil background music* dum-dum DUM!!
Do you realise you’ve put me off seeing the dentist FOR LIFE?!?!?! Anyway… lurverly chapter! ^_^ Please write more!!!
Ooooooooooooo, how was Elrond horribly mistaken? I want to KNOW!!!! Please hurry w/ the next chp!
As always, I love it!!!! PLZ hurry and add on!!!!!
really cool I like reading this one please hurry with the next one!
Marvelous, simply marvelous. This is genius at its best. Just a little question, but what is flaing? I’ve never understood that. I probably sound really stupid saying that but I really never got it. Please explain.
Still luv it!
Great!!! really good*laughing so hard shes cring*
This story is very interesting so far. I hope you continue it.
*bangs fists and chants* MORE CHAPTERS!! MORE CHAPTERS!! I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!
Liked it- write more!
there reely good! Dats so sad do! y eldarion????
Please add on! This is really funny!
pleeeez write chapter 10 soon!!!
V. funny! lol! Poor Eldarion! Please post more!
As always, I LOVE it! I hope Eldarion will be ok tho… I feel sorry for him! Please update soon
Please add on!! LOL!!
Cute and funny. Keep going!
I liked it.
“I fear neither death, nor pain,†Aragorn thought. “Yeah, right.â€
That was my favorite part. Good luck with more chapters!
i loved it! please give me more about Eowin!!!!
Love it!!!!! Please keep adding to it…..
please write more!!!!!!!!!!!!! and pleas write more about aragorn its so funny 🙂
I love the new chapters!!^_^ You did a good job.
lol! Poor Legolas. At least he didn’t actually get hurt this time! 😉 V. funny story. Keep up the good work!
More more more!!! I couldn’t stop laughing 😀
You’re story is quite funny, please keep writing them!
This was hilarious! Please, update soon!!!
This story is so funny. Please post more soon!! I love it. How did you even think of making Sauron a dentist?
LOL! you can ALMOST feel sorry for Sauron in that chp.
please continue! i really enjoy reading this story, the image of Sauron and his wraiths running a dentist place is wonderful. disturbing, but wonderful. in fact Sauron kind of reminds me of the dentist in ‘Little shop of horrors’… and also my orthodontist, George. anyway, great job, i especially liked the bit where the witch king turns the tv on to watch eowyns appointment… thanks and please continue!
sorry that i have not reveiwed. i am kinda new to this site and i like to wait untill i am at the very end to review, buti relisec that if i do not review i will never see the end! i think that they are really good storys and i wanted to thank you! well, i have to go now, because i am babysitting, but thanks again!