ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult!
MIRANDA: Sorry.
ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say?
MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin it for EVERYONE!!!!
ELROND (in shock): I would not! How could you SAY something like that?!
MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell. Get over it.
ELROND: Pleeeeease??????
MIRANDA: No.
ELROND sighs and throws his hands in the air.
MIRANDA: One question, Elrond.
ELROND (sighs): What?
MIRANDA: Can I go with the Fellowship?
ELROND: Absolutely NOT!!!!!
MIRANDA: Pleeeeeeeeease??????
ELROND: I can be just as stubborn as you.
MIRANDA: Darn you!
ELROND: Now YOU know what it feels like!
MIRANDA: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO!!!!!
ELROND: NO!
ARWEN comes in, curious about all the noise.
ARWEN (confused): Huh?
ELROND and MIRANDA look at each other in horror.
ELROND and MIRANDA (together): Uh-oh…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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