Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs.
ELROND: This has not been my day.
Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out of chair. Runs for Vilya. Puts on Vilya. Looks at figure standing where flash of light was.
ELROND: Who are you?
FIGURE: You know me.
ELROND: Not unless you’re Elbereth Githoniel…
FIGURE: Nope. And why do you keep saying her name all the time. What, did you guys like have a relationship back in the First Age or something?
ELROND (confused): Huh?
Smoke clears, and he sees it’s a girl. Wearing oddly crazy (to him) clothes.
ELROND: Tell me who you are!
GIRL: Miranda.
Elrond groans. Miranda tries not to laugh.
ELROND: If you were gonna come here all this time then WHY IN THE NAME OF ELBERETH DID YOU CALL ME???!!!
MIRANDA: I dunno.
Elrond sighs and groans.
MIRANDA: I know what’s gonna happen.
Elrond freezes.
ELROND: What?!
MIRANDA: I know what’s gonna happen in the War of the Ring. That’s kinda what I just said!!!!!
ELROND: I’m sorry. This has just not been my day.
MIRANDA: Betcha haven’t seen one of those since the SECOND Age.
TO BE CONTINUED…