A Rather Strange Commercial: Pipe Weed Angels by keylei_of_mirkwood
A Rather Strange Commercial
Disclaimer: None of these characters are the property of the creator of this fanfic, at least not in reality. The slogan at the end is property of the company stated. We also know that some parts of the song are cut out. Don’t PM me on this! This is not a weight loss program. Individual results may vary.
Frodo, Sam, Gandalf, Merry, and Pippin are doing a music video… though… no one knows why…
*this is to the tune of independent woman part 1 by Destiny’s Child*
Frodo: Pippin Took…with my guy, Sam… Gandalf and Merry
Pipe-weed angels, come on
Sam: uh
Gandalf: uh
Pip: uh?
Gandalf: Question: Tell me what’s up with me
I buy my own robes and I earn my own bling
Nava ring the ‘tir* even when I’m lonely
When it’s all over I’ll get up and leave.
Pippin: Question: Tell me how you feel about this… (does a weird break-down dance on his head)
Try to control me and stuff… uhhh… DOH!
Merry: I pay for my own leaf, oh and I don’t have no bills
Sam: Never 50/50 in relationships! *GLARE*
Frodo: YIKES!!
Sam: Just kidding! Cuz…
All: Shoes on my feet
Don’t got them
The clothes I’m wearing
I bought them
The leaf, not grievin’!
Let’s party down!
Pippin: Let’s party down!
All: The hole I live in
I dug it
Whatever I’m driving
YEAH!
Let’s party down
(Let’s party down!)
All the hobbits who really got it!
Pippin: Throw ya hands about me!
Merry: AT me, Pip!
Pippin: All the honeys who really funny!
Throw ya hands about me! OUCH! *shoe in mouth*
Gandalf: Let’s see you smoke that fool of a took!
Pippin: OKAY!
Sam: WE ARE SINGING HERE!!
Frodo: All the ladies who truly feel me!
Uh… Yeah! Throw your hands up at me! (who wrote these lyrics?!)
*slang not quite clear to Frodo*
All: Yeah, yeah!
Pippin: You guys, I didn’t know we could get down like that!
Leaf, how we angels get down like that!
Merry: Guys, how did we get down like that?
Wow, yay! We can get down real phat!
Pip: Uh?
Gandalf: The shoes on my feet
I got it!
Frodo: I think you skipped…
Pippin: The clothes I’m wearing
Merry: I got it too!
Pippin: Old Toby is rockin’!
Merry: ‘Cause I depend on the leaf
If I want it.
Frodo: The lembas I’m eatin’
Sam: UGH!
All: The house I live in
Merry: I’ve bought that…
The car I’m driving
Gandalf: What?
I depend on me
(I depend on me)
Gandalfs: Hobbits! I didn’t know you could get down like that
Pippin: Merry, how DO we get down like that?
Frodo: Sam, I didn’t know you could get down like that
Sam: Sure you didn’t Mr. Frodo…
But Merry, how did Pippin get down like THAT?
Merry: Um… I… don’t… know…
*yet more break dancing on head from Pippin*
Frodo: Pipe weed Angels
All: Wassup?
Frodo: In the house? *music stops* WHAT IS THIS? OF COURSE WE ARE IN THE HOUSE!
Sam: Technically, it’s not a house. Is it?
Pippin: That depends… what is your definition of house?…
*EVERYONE STARTS SHOUTING*
Merry: I haven’t said much so… WHO WROTE THESE LYRICS?!!!
*sound of breaking glass*
*everyone is silent for a few seconds*
*Legolas happens to walk in humming tunelessly with something white and foamy in his hair. Everyone watches, astounded while he notices no one. He walks over to a little sink by a camera and starts massaging his head.*
Legolas: Yes. Oh yes. OH! OH YES!! OHHHH YEESSSS! YES, YES YEEEEEESS!
*Everyone is still speechless and not quite sure what he is doing… Then someone coughs.*
*sound of breaking glass*
*Legolas turns around*
Legolas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Everyone else: EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*everyone panics*
Herbal Essence
Have a totally organic experience.
*applause*
NOTE!
Oh, and out of 50 hits i got only 1 review so if u like it or hate it u got to let me know! if i get some more reviews i’ll post the other music video i created… just an lol or i didn’t luv it would make me happy!
those who didn’t like it… i’m assuming everyone liked it… no bad reviews… if u didn’t like it, say so! thanx 4 the reviews!
10 Comments
lol I LOVED it! Laughed the whole way through! You gotta write more like this! Great job!
LMBO!! HAHAHA THAT WAS SOO FUNNY! I can’t wait to see the music video! XD If you ever put it up! YOU MUSSTT!!!! Any way GREAT FANFIC! That’s up there on my “Gotta read again, when I need a laugh” list….O.o i have a list like that..er…so this raps up my Review:D
*~Britty~*
Oh pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeeeee make more. It is so funny!
please do more! i haven’t laughed like that in ages. can u send me a pm when u do?
LOL! Oh! I love it! Especially the Herbal Essence commercial at the end! Terribly creative!
Oh Valar, well I guess it’s up to me for the next Music Video to be posted! ::::shakes head:::: I just can’t help myself, that tune is so addicting! ::::starts break dancing with Pippin::: lol I LOVED THIS!!!!!!!!!!! I love that song, my sister and I once learned the lyrics to it, but this is DEFINITELY my favorite version! lol FANTASTIC job, you must have put a lot of work into that! PLEASE update SOON! lol I’m saving this to my Favorites, so I got my eye on you…. PS. I like this a lot because it is innocent fun, please try not to include any slash in the next sequence! :::continues to laugh at the Legolas joke::::
lol, they defenatly should get legolas to the Erbal Essence comercials! i mean he goes theough the whole trilogy with perfectly clean, straight, brushed hair, and we never see him wash it yeat it is still silky smooth. thats when one starts to wonder, what does he use? they would make some big money off of him! well back to the review… i loved it and personally cant wait for the next video!
*ta-ra*
-Jessica
Love the ending…Leggy an’ Herbal Essences….. Wow, didn’t see that comin’!!! lol
um… that was…interesting. but it was hysterical!!
O.k, so begins the reviewing……reviewing…..reviewing….still reviewing…..kidding! It rocked,, you had me and my sister laughing our asses off…great stuff! Keep it up!