(NOTE!!: NOT AS FUNNY IF YOU DON’T READ IT IN ONE OF THOSE SENILE OLD PERSON VOICES!
( I own nothing but the pants finder.)

announcer voice: From the makers of the Frodo finder comes this amazing new product..

(zoomed in on Bilbo)

Bilbo: Where’s my pants?

(zooms out. He’s not wearing pants…)

Bilbo: That’s a question you’ll never have to ask again with my all new PANTS FINDER! Just push the button! *pushes the shiney red button on a remote*

(BOOM!!!)

Bilbo: Now ya know where they are!

announcer voice: Pressing the button while wearing your pants may result in: death…So pick up your phone and call 1-800-WHERES-MY-PANTS

(fade out)