Aragorn's Inbox by ladyofimladris
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
When are you coming back to Rivendell? Elladan and Elrohir are picking on me. Missing you lots.
Arwen
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Aragorn I’m missing you loads. Will you go out with me? Uncle has let Grima be his advisor again. Grima keeps flirting with me.
Lots of love
Eowyn
P.S. The answer has to be yes.
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Hi darling.
Have you still got the Evenstar? Daddy’s trying to make me go to Valinor. Please be king of Gondor. I can’t take much more pressure. I’m going to a party. Which dress do you think I should wear?
Arwen Undomiel
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From: [email protected]
Aragorn I’m really sorry. I gave Eowyn your email address. She was annoying me so much. I had to give it to her. Are you still hanging around with that dwarf?
Eomer
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From: [email protected]
Vedui Melamin*. Are you sure I should wear the black and red dress? Daddy says it makes me look fat. I’ll ask Granny. Mummy would know which dress.
Namaarie
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From: [email protected]
Hi this is Frodo and Sam. We’re using Faramir’s computer. He caught us when we were watching an oliphaunt. Faramir is Boromir’s (nicer) younger brother. Gollum is showing us the way to Mordor. He has really bad table manners. He likes raw food. Hope you are well.
Frodo and Sam
*Greetings my love
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Dear Estel, Stay away from Arwen. I’m going to put her on a boat to Valinor while she’s asleep. Elladan and Elrohir say hello. Why can’t they get there own mail address instead of making me say hello to people?
Lord Elrond
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From: [email protected]
I can’t believe Daddy’s going to do that. I’m not going to sleep. Please become king soon.
Arwen
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From: [email protected]
You haven’t replied yet.
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From: [email protected]
I’ll email this Eowyn person. She is so dead. How dare she fancy you.
Aa’ menie nauva calen ar’ ta hwesta e ale’ quenle.*
*My thy paths be green and breeze be on thy back
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Why didn’t you tell me there was someone else? You flirt with me for ages and now you’ve broken my heart. I bet you only like her because she gave you that necklace. I could give you a nicer necklace. I hate you.
Eowyn
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From: [email protected]
Were you really flirting with Eowyn? Amin delotha lle.*
Arwen Undomiel
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From: [email protected]
Elen sila lumen omentilmo.** So you weren’t flirting with Eowyn. She made it up. I’m going to kill her. Amin meleth lle.*** I haven’t slept for two weeks. Daddy isn’t letting the ship go to Valinor yet. He told me there was a leak. But I know he’s just waiting for me to fall asleep.
Cormamin niuve tenna’ ta elea lle au’.****
*I hate you
**A star shall shine on the hour of our meeting
***I love you
****My heart shall weep until it sees thee again
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From: [email protected]
Hi it’s Merry and Pippin. We’re with the ents. We totally wrecked Isenguard! Treebeard says we’re hasty. How are you. This is Merry typing because Pippin can’t. Gandalf said Eowyn fancied you. Why do you get all the good looking women? You even got Arwen! I bet Galadriel fancied you.
From
M.P. (Merry and Pippin not Member of parliament stupid)
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From: [email protected]
Vedui* Estel. Dad got us our own email address. How are you. Arwen is always talking about you its soooooooo annoying. Is Eowyn beautiful. Is there any chance you could let us meet her. Arwen was so mad when she found out about Eowyn. We mean mad. She deleted all her emails from you and smashed her laptop! Then she decided to check her email and used our laptop.
Bye
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From: [email protected]
I hate you. Stay away from Gondor. I want Faramir to marry Eowyn. Not you. Your not king. Ha ha. Bye.
*greetings
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From: [email protected]
Hi. You were right. The black and red dress looked wonderful at the party. I was the only person without a date so I bought a photo of you. Please come back to Rivendell and please become king. Have Elladan and Elrohir emailed you? They got their own email address finally. Missing you lots and lots and lots etc.
Namaarie*
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
There are loads of uruk-hai. Can you help us kill them. Eowyn is missing you. Will you marry her? It will make her shut up. I feel like banishing her and Eomer. Eomer wants a party.
ThΓ©oden King
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I want a party. I would only invite the rohirrim, you and lots of girls. Uncle says no. he so grumpy. Eowyn is still in a bad mood about Arwen. Does Arwen have any sisters? Hint hint.
Eomer
*farewell
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From: [email protected]
Hello Elessar. How are you? Celeborn says hello. Please let Arwen go to Valinor. How are Legolas and Gimli? I hope to see you soon. That’s a lie. I never want to see you again.
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From: [email protected]
Why did you tell Arwen? She is yawning all the time and is always in a bad mood. You are so stupid.
Lord Elrond
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From: [email protected]
Hi son. How are you. They set up these email addresses for all the dead people. Have you married Arwen yet? We hope you have a long life. If you don’t marry Arwen there’s always Eowyn.
Love
Mum and Dad
59 Comments
That’s the most hilarious thing ever! I don’t have a fav part though, it was all my fav part! The email addresses were real creative, I’ll have to get one of em. (lol)
That was HILARIOUS!!! Nifty-coolness!!! π
** This was the most hilarious thing!!! GREAT WORK!! MAKE MORE!!!!!**
Quite good. But the ending could be better.
And I am a bit confused with the *s.
This is hilarious – I love it! Got any more?
Hey! gess hu it is.
(hello kitty, if ur not phycic) however u spell it.
i have alredy told you about how good this is!
so ill tell you again…
this is great! and also very funny!
Volinde x x
V. cute. It was a little confusing here and there, but it was v. funny. I love it! V. orginial. π 2 thumbs up. You should do some for the other characters. π
Hahahahaha! THat was really good. Work on the spelling a bit, though. I loved it.
I can be your beta reader. Although I admit to not having betaed a story before, I am good at editing spelling/grammar (unless the author identifies when spelling/gramatical errors are intentional). I am also pretty good at formatting too (I use Microsoft Word in case you wanted to know).
Aragorn’s Inbox is great! Keep it up!
Hi-
Well, I think that Pippin is just as smart as Merry, only more goofy. I think it would’ve been a bit better if he wasn’t so..ditzy in this.
PS
Aragorn is mine…
Very funny! Brevity is the key! I especially like the romantic emails between Aragorn and Arwen!!!
It is great. Keep on writing.
“they set up email adresses for all the dead people” – this was so funny! I loved it.
cool fan fiction
I really liked all of the chapters, but the first one was hilarious. What is flaming?
ArwenLegolas
THIS IS SOOOOOOO GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’ve already read it 6 times and I still love it so much!!!
Hey! I know I already have posted a review, but this is for your sequels! hahahahah! I love them! I could be your beta if you like. I am pretty good at spelling and grammar. I would also leave the Pippin e-mails alone and any other specified part of a piece you asked me to leave alone. All that I ask is that you send it to my Bloombabe113 account. I would correct it on WordPerfect9 and send it back. Any way, keep up the good work!! π Hope to see more of your humor soon!!
They’re pretty funny. Sorta confusing with the long email adresses. If you think this is a sucks review, its coz I haven’t really got anything to say, I just want you to write the next one.
all of em were sooo funny! π great work ladyofimraldis!
Very very funny, I laughed for ages! its great, you should do a legolas one! that would be funny!
This whole Inbox thing has had me laughing like crazy! It’s very well done and creative, and I did understand Pippin’s email π Hope you decide to finish the replies and make more Inboxes (Elrond or Legolas perhaps? Just a thought π
Really funny! I likes it lots! A barrel-o-laughs! ;o)
why r u so desperate for reviews?? I do know how you feel though, could ya check out my poem? its called Frodo had a little Ring. I liked the emails but I don’t like the porn and stripping refrences, I hope you have the replies to chapter 2 soon, Pippin may be stupid but he is very heroic! thats the best part about him though (his stupidity) I’d better go cause me review is getting a bit long. Good job it was quite funny and God bless
Very interesting. I like it, but I don’t like the whole porn-thing, but who am I to criticize others? Will you write the inbox of Legolas Greenleaf? Or would you mind if I did that? hint hint.
Riotously funny, and a clear illustration of why Aragorn is so grateful he existed looooonnngg before e-mail!!! *lol*
I never noticed Aragorns ‘puter, great stuff though!
*snort* that’s SO funne!! wahaha!! oh, and by the way, Haldir’s a good character *hint hint* π good work, and bi the way, i’ll b ur reader!!… just rite to me and tell me wat i hav to do! π heheh, by the way, the replies WERE funne!!
That was great! Especially Boromir’s email. Aragorn’s replies weren’t as funny but the rest makes up for that. You can HAVE Aragorn; I want Legolas! I agree with some of the other reviewers that you should make other inboxes. Maybe Bilbo could email Aragorn–they were good friends too. Will you read my poems? They’re in the poetry section with the titles Farewell to the Elves and Song of Tinuviel. Keep up the good work!
WHAHAHA sorry,
I really liked your emails of Aragorn, please more! It was so funny (in Dutch: ik lag dubbel!) which means i lay double (soumnds stupid I know, I liked the emails of Eowyn and Arwen very much (please I’d like to read them mailing to eachother) I’d also like to read more about Sam and Frodo mailing to Aragorn! “hi Aragorn were kind of lost now but no worries…”
These are funny! And they don’t make Aragorn out to be a HUGE ego maniac! I dont like stories that do that. π
Oh my gosh! That’s hilarious! Make other inboxes!
pffffffffft, im bored. so i felt like leaving you a review!!!… *leaves this review*… oooooh…. be my friend… please?… Legolas rules… and he’s MINE!… *claims legolas… and.. orlando!!… mmmmm*
that is one of the funniest stories ever! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHH hahaha! That was great. I had to stop in the middle and pee so i didnt in my pants *heee*. Aragorn….*drool* ANYWHO! I love the Pippin emails, hes such a dummy, well…dummy can be sexy…or not :-(. It would be great if Aragorn became a Legolas fangirl *evil grin*….*flys away, cape swirling in air. remembers she can’t fly, smashes into asphault. YARGH!* -Pip π
It was quite funny all those emails……i found myself laughing right next to one of my bosses….(almost… anyway)…..well if u don’t mind: would u do Legolas’s Inbox……love him sooooooo much!!!!! see ya’….
This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Do u think u could do this for other characters too? I spend my entire time either checking out the comics, the language section or re-reading this. It is rofl funny. i have passed it on to my friends who aren’t part of the coucil of elrond. they all ask me who wrote it. they send my rave reviews. please continue to this. i think its amazing! keep up the funny work!
VERY CUTE!
OK. u havent written anything for like, 4 months now and ive been waiting ya kno. did u change ur screen name or 4get about it, im the first person to say anything for 4 months but still…HURRY IT UP ALREADY!!!!!!
oops! itz been only about 1 month, sry. im dumb, but still hurry up, dont mean to rush u tho…
OMG, that was hilarious!!!!!!!!! I can’t wait to find out who Devon is (although I pretty sure that I sort of know who he is:-)
That was hillarious! I liked them all so much! I espically liked the one with Boromir. That one was very funny!
I thought that this story was excellent. I would however placed lines in between e-mails. I think that it would also be much cooler if you did Arwen or Eowyn’s inbox.
Kawaii des ne!
( It means cute it Japanese)
Hey there! I think their e-mail is funny. Will you read my stories on fanfiction.net? It’s under user name laurelin15 and she has all these cool stories. I help write stories with her and since your like a great author and stuff, I thought you would like to check it out. The stories I write with her is “Oh the Insanity” and “Insane Elementary Ect.”, there cool. So you should check them out.
Okies,
Rowan
these are so funny.please can you write some more soon?
tee hee…? ‘sfunny, precious, yes it is… we wants more, precious, or we’ll wring author’s filthy little neks, yes we will precious… A*gollum, gollum*
this chapter where you let the fans write is absolutely atrotious! Ick! I liked your story before, but I’m sure not reading any more of it!
I love this and I wish to see more.
all your inbox storys are very good.. I would like to see more. if you can do a few more on Elrond that would be nice. keep up the good. work. (as u can see im not very good at words.)
This article was pretty good. Not as funny as the others.
This is so funny. I am sure the entire house heard me laughing.
This one’s even better than Legolas’s! Thank you so much for making these things! They’re great!
I really like your email thing. You should do one of every person. its cool tho.
I will gladly be your beta-reader if you don’t already have one… You probably do by now though…
Anyway, great story! I’ve only read the first two chapters but, so far I like it.
OMG, I just slogged thru 7? LMAO 7 chapters of your ‘story’. I have to say that it was fantastic. I am gonna hang out for the next chapter if you write another. I am thoughroly un talented when it comes to stories so I really enjoy reading other peoples creations. good luck with your fanfics and I am gonna check in a couple of weeks to see if you updated.. π
Dat was…. odd? cool? um…? rite… WHOS DEVON??????????? ur boyfriend? or ur secret affair on d side? /:o
Do more inboxes of different ppl! I loved this one!
Please update
I like it all the talk about porn kinda bugs me though…