Barbie Girl-Gimli and Galadriel
Frodo was tired. All that he had seen in the mirror wore him out. Galadriel’s show of power scared him too. He was too small a creature to handle this.
Galadriel carried him back to his friends and saw that Aragorn tucked him in….that is politely tucked him in…no improper touching.
The blond elf witch went to sit by the lake to reflect on all that happened that night, but she couldn’t get a certain man out of her mind. Sure she loved Celeborn, or at least she thought she did, but this one…he was different. He was short and stout, a nice burly man to protect her. She had feelings for Gimli. Strong feelings.
She heard a boat cross the water and looked up . There was her prince charming coming across the lake.
“Hi Barbie!” Gimli said in his gruff voice.
“Hi Ken!” Galadriel said sweetly.
“Do you wanna go for a ride?” He moved aside so Galadriel could get in the grey boat if she wanted to.
“Sure Ken!” Galadriel said a little to perkily.
“Jump in…” Gimli said. His smile could melt any heart……almost
Galadriel jumped in the boat. She had to shift her weight quickly so the row boat wouldn’t capsize, which was an easy maneuver for an elf.
As soon as Galadriel got comfortable she broke out into song. Her grand voice resonating over the realm known as Lothlorien. “I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life in plastic, it’s
fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere! Imagination, life is your creation!”
Gimli’s deep voice answered with “Come on Barbie! Let’s go party!”
“I’m a Barbie girl in a Barbie world! Life in plastic it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair undress me anywhere! Imagination life is your creation!” Galadriel tore the skirt of her dress to make it end just above her knees. She was really getting into this love ballad. “I’m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world. Dress me up, make it tight, I’m your dolly.”
“You’re my doll, rock’n’roll, feel the glamour in pink. Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky…” Gimli’s voice rang as he inched closer to Galadriel.
“You can touch, you can play, if you say: I’m always yours. I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation.” Galadriel repeated as she proceeded to rip the neckline of her dress to make it lower cut, and the sleeves were gone in an instant too.
“Come on Barbie let’s go party!” Gimli sang, with a sly smile on his face. He obviously had something planned for tonight.
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!” Galadriel answered Gimli’s mating call.
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!”
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!”
Come on Barbie, let’s go party!
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!”
Their voice rang out in unison. The love they had for each other shot across the land with their voices.
“Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please!” Galadriel took Gimli’s hand. “I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees!” She got down on her knees to profess her love for the
dwarf.
“Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,” Gimli got down the elf’s height. “Hit the
town, fool around, let’s go party!” He stood up and brought Galadriel with him.
“You can touch, you can play, if you say: I’m always yours. You can touch, you can play,
if you say I’m always yours.” Galadriel admitted her undying love for this dwarven male. Their mating dance continued.
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!” Gimli renewed his vows.
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!” Galadriel renewed her vows of love to Gimli too.
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!”
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!”
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!”
Galadriel couldn’t resist. She had to continue with this until it was over. “I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation!” She sat on Gimli’s lap and was stroking his beard. “I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it’s fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere. Imagination, life is your creation!”
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!” Gimli repeated. He was silently hoping on Galadriel
getting his hints, but seeing as she was a blonde it was liable that she wouldn’t.
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!” Galadriel answered his hints.
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!”
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Ah – ah – ah – yeah!”
“Come on Barbie, let’s go party!”
“Uu – oooh – uu-oooh!” Galadriel looked deep into Gimli’s eyes and saw the love she had
for him mirrored in his eyes. Suddenly Galadriel jumped up from her seat. “Oh, I’m having so much fun!” She said, her words dripping with honey.
“Well, Barbie, we’re just getting started!” Gimli replied to her.
“Oh I love you Ken!” Galadriel threw her arms around Gimli. She moved too quickly and the small grey boat capsized. Th lovers were tossed into the placid lake.
A few moments later they surfaced beside their boat. They head fits of laughter coming from a certain elf. Their faces went crimson as the elf laughed louder.
“And I thought Aragorn’s singing was bad!” Legolas managed to say between fits of laugher. “I did, but this tops him off!”
Everyone jumped as a voice was suddenly heard in the background. “Am I the only one! Yea-ah! Am I sexual! Yea-ah!”
Everyone turned around to see Aragorn sitting there singing again. They just stared at him for what he said.
“Am I-WHAT?” Aragorn said when he realized that all eyes were on him.
“I stand corrected. Aragorn is still the worst!” Legolas said.