Boromirs by aragorn_dumps_eowyn
Boromir and Aragorn are in the woods.
Aragorn: and I says to ‘er ,I says “I’m going out with Arwen!” then she says “two time her then…
(Aragorn carries on droning while Boromir starts to think)
Boromir (thinking): Maybe if I tell Arwen that we had a body switch she’ll go out with me…or if I say Arry’s gay…!
Aragorn: Eowyn just can’t cook- she can sing though.
Boromir (imagines Eowyn in Xena style split trousers, bum and thighs showing. Out loud: Ooooooooh! (Shudders)
Aragorn: what?
Boromir: oh nothing, carry on!
Aragorn: as I was saying…
(Boromir imagines a lot of elf girls on a street singing , ” this is for my girls all around the world…”
Boromir: Mmmm mmmm! Tasty!
Aragorn: No, I said Eowyn CAN’T cook…
(Boromir imagines Eowyn in a nun outfit…)
Boromir: What’s a nun when it’s at home?
Aragorn: Beats me…
T.B.C
4 Comments
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(Laughing hard) Very funny! Nice touch with the orcs! Love it!
I dont get it. Of cource that could be because im 8
Im just kidding im 11