Creation by crazyelvenfangirl
(E=Elrond, M= mysterious figure wreathed in shadow)
*A light shines on Elrond*
E: Do you know how they first came into being?
M: *shakes head ‘no’*
E: They were Elves, once. Taken by the Dark Powers, and tortured. A ruined, and terrible form-
M: HEY!
E: SHUT UP! *clears throat and continues, looking annoyed* …and now, perfected!
M: *beams stupidly*
E: STOP THAT!!!! *clears throat again and continues, looking really annoyed* Whom do you babysit?
M: *steps forward into the light, we can see she is a pretty Elven female, dressed in Army uniform, with various sedatives and a huge tranquilizer gun* Young Elladan, Elrohir and Legolas!
3 Comments
dot dot dot. meep! this must not be very good… its been up longer then the limerick and it still has no reviews… *sobs* oh, by the way, if any fellow fangirls might like to help untie me? MEEP! * in gollum/Smeagol voice* we promises not to hurt the preciouses (Legolas & Pippin)! we swears on…on…THE PRECIOUSES!!!!!! WE LOVES YUMMY ELVESIE BOY AND HOBBIT BOY!!! *in orc vioce* MAN FLESH *laughs hysterically then gets another dose of tranquilizer from Random elf.
To tell you the truth, it’s a bit…queer. It sounds funny though!
Weird… but i like weird, oh and by the way if you are still looking for those galadriel and legolas dolls you can find them on:
http://www.tolkientown.com/shop/