Like Gollum there is no other,
Though he killed his darling brother.
He’s simply a hobbit gone bad,
Though his temper has made him mad.

He seems to have no mentality,
But in truth he has a split personality.
Poor Gollum was corrupted by a Ring,
Though some may laugh at this foolish thing.

His teeth that remain are rotten and yellow,
Though we still think him a dashing fellow.
He crawls eerily on all fours,
And with himself he has terrible wars.

In the end, Gollum is sweet,
Though he has no idea how to cook raw meat.
But we still hold his oddities dear,
And to our hearts he remains frightfully near.