Diary of a Legolas fangirl by Elvish4ever97
Day 1
Dear diary,
Today I found some gorgeous pictures of Legolas to add to my Legolas shrine including a life size cardboard Legolas, my 30 magazines that contain pics and information of Legolas, my tons of Legolas chibis that I drew, and Legolas action figures.
Day 2
Dear diary,
I have now watched the part where Legolas says, “This is no mere ranger, this is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, you owe him your allegience” 2,560 times!! Go me!!!
Day 3
Dear diary,
I have found a new Legolas related website to add to my favorites list. That is number 106! I am trying to start a petiton on how we should shun members of society who are always considering Legolas a pansy. This is comepletely insulting to me.
Day 4
Dear diary,
My parents have objected to letting me start this petition and are thretening to take me to a doctor if I don’t stop this nonsense. I simply replied, “what nonsense?” and when stomping away to my room.
Day 5
I discovered another Legolas hater on a website. I sent this person an email with the top 50 reasons why Legolas is so great. Maybe I will change their mind. I mean he is the only most wonderful, gorgeous, well groomed, athletic, heroic elf the world has ever seen. I wish the whole world was just like me.
Thank you so much for reading this. I hope you enjoyed it!
16 Comments
Wow, that sounds just like my one friend…good job!
plz write more! how about: i think my parents might be a tad worried since they found me kissing the t.v. screen (again)
OMG!!!!!! Just like me!!!!!!!!!!
This is cute! You should write more. I especially love this: I discovered another Legolas hater on a website. I sent this person an email with the top 50 reasons why Legolas is so great. Maybe I will change their mind. I mean he is the only most wonderful, gorgeous, well groomed, athletic, heroic elf the world has ever seen. I wish the whole world was just like me.
Are you a legolas fan? Why so enthusiasic in writing this?
A funny story, especially about the part where she writes: “I sent another Legolas hater top 50 reasons why he is so hot.”
i think i no this girl!
Good job!(very realistic)
this is funny!!! write more!!!:-D
I liked it, very funny. I mean I like Legolas myself, but some people it’s just disgusting. The scary thing is some people are actually like this.
That was Awesome!! As a fellow Legolas Fangirl. I understand. Please writ more.
only 5 days?
plz more days!
LMBO!!! That sounds like me!! Tobad i don’t keep a diary…hmm… and way VERY GOOD AND VERY FUNNY! You NEED more!!!! LOTS LOTS MORE! XD
i am a fan of legolas… but thank the lord i haven’t got this bad…
Very Very Funny. I Laughed a good bit.
Oh So True about crazy fangirls of anything really, though Lego Man has the craziest fanbase bunch out there and they are to be feared. lol
Monarch~
OMG! Did you come to my house and steal my journal!(jk) Cause that sounds exacly like me! My mom threatens to take me to a doctor if I don’t stop talking about him. =]
just to let ya know I dont keep a diary but it sound like something I would possibly do.
lol