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Day One: Council of Elrond
Dear diary,
I did it! I wormed my way into going with the ‘fellowship’. Stupid really but I need to get Aragorn, or Legolas, Maybe even Boromir, to fall in love with me. No all of them! Muhhaaaaaa! Uh oh must have said that out loud, the fat hobbits giving me a Leary look. Just because I held Frodo’s hand when he was in the trancy thing. Arwen keeps trying to trip me up as well, I only batted me eyes at Aragorn for gods oops valar’s sake. Wahoo were off! I wonder if legolas will let me ride with him?

Day Twenty: some mountain
Dear diary,
I had considered going elf and walking with Legolas on the snow, but decided to go with, poor mortal freezing to death. Nobody noticed! How could they ignore me! I am supreme! The only one weakening seems to be Boromir and he’s a fool. I want legolas! I WANT LEGOLAS! I would go for Aragorn but he is devoted to Arwen. What does he see in her! I could look like her! Oh now were going to turn around and instead of going up high we go so far under ground we may die! Honestly, Boromir is not the only fool in this group!

Day Thirty: some hole
Dear diary,
Gandalf dead, fell off some cliff. I tried to ‘save’ him but failed. I cried, and said it was my fault but no one consoled me! NO ONE said it was not my fault no body looked at me! How can they ignore me! I feel so unwanted and the fact the dwarf keeps tripping me over doesn’t help.

Day Thirty-Three: Lothlorien
Dear diary,
That stupid Galadriel read my thoughts! And never gave me a present either! I WANT A PRESENT! She told me to leave Legolas or the ‘Valar’ would punish me and that I was only on this quest out of pity. She could have gave me the ring of water, nenya, ohh it was pretty it would look nice alongside the one once they realize I should be the ring bearer. Thank VALAR we are leaving, nobody has privacy in this place!

Day Forty:
Dear diary,
Loads of Urak-hai! I am expected to fight, really! I just sat there last time and said I fought what no oowwww. An arrow! Oh no I can’t die not, with out legolas by my side. Oh here he is I knew he loved me. Oh please don’t go over there, please I need help.ahhh!

(meanwhile while she is dying)
Legolas: Help girl or watch Boromir?
Gimli: You want to help her?
Legolas: Good point
(both watch as aragorn kisses boromir)
Legolas: should i tell arwen or not?
Gimli:i dunno, i alway thought he was weird.
aragorn: let us g..oh shes dead. umm well she didnt die in vain.
(run off after hobbits)
MS: please, oh kiss me too please im not dead yet urghh..
(what a pity) (not)