Orcs are bad,
Orcs are mean,
I wonder why they are not green.
They’re sort of tall,
But not so keen,
No wonder they are not so lean.
They’re really bad,
As you can see.
I’m glad that they don’t live by me.
They serve a lord,
To Dark to see,
Who’s lives in Mordor,
That’s in M-E.
I hope that race is long gone soon,
If not then I’ll become a loon.
So there’s the story,
‘Bout a terrible race.
Who we’ll never have to look in the face.

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