The fellowship is walking along when, suddenly, they find themselves in the Land of Oz. In front of them, there is a great big house, with feet sticking out from under, with a pair of red shoes.
Frodo: Cool shoes!(Takes them off and puts them on his own feet.
Sam: Master…
Frodo: Cool, huh?
Sam: (Slaps his forehead.) Sure master.
Aragorn: (who has a way of stating the obvious)Looks like we are somewhere else.
Boromir: (slaps forehead) Sure Aragorn.
Legolas: In fact, I don’t think we’re in Arda.
Gimli: (slaps forehead.) Sure, Legolas.
Pippin: Is there anything to eat?
Merry: (Slaps Pippin) Sure Pippin.
Frodo: Now look. It’s no good just standing here. Let’s split up, gang!
Sam: (Whispering) We could shut up, too.
Frodo: What was that, Sam?
Sam: Nothin’. You go that way, I’ll go this way.
Frodo: (Frowns) But I’m going alone.
Sam: Sure you are, ’cause no one wants to go with you.
Frodo: Oh well.
Frodo sets off alone and gets eaten.
Pippin: Sauron might not want his ring now.
Merry: Nope. Let’s go find food.
Merry and Pippin set off on their own, but we’ll come back to them later. Okay?
Reader: No-
Okay, good, let’s keep rolling!
Sam: Gandalf, why aren’t you talking?
Gandalf: I’m overcome with sorrow.
Sam:?!?!?!
Gandalf: She was my mum.(pointing at feet sticking out from under the house)
Sam: My mum’s dead, so is Frodo’s, and Aragorn’s, and Boromir’s…so get over it.
Gandalf: You don’t understand…(takes deep breath) She owed me my allowance.
Sam: (Slaps forehead.) I’m exploring this way with Bill.
Aragorn: Why Bill?
Sam: Smarter than the avarage ranger.
Aragorn: !!!!!
Sam: (Running)
Legolas: Gimli, let’s go this way.
Gimli: Why? (Looks suspicious)
Legolas: Eeny meeny miny moe said to.
Gimli: …
They take off, and before long they meet the Munchkins.
Gimli: Whoe, hobbits are everywhere.
Legolas: And they keep getting uglier.
The munchkins hear this, and decide to kill them, but since I don’t like high ratings, that part was cut out.
Reader: WAH!
SHUT UP!
Reader:….
Aragorn: Looks like it’s me, Boromir, and Gandalf.
Boromir: You need to learn properr english. Your statement correctly would have been, ‘Gandalf, Boromir, and I.’
Aragorn: Why am I last?
Boromir: Because you said it.
Aragorn: Well, I said it and I say I’m first!
Boromir:….(Slaps forehead, but a mite too hard. Falls down in a coma.)
Aragorn: (Starts to give Boromir a broken sword, and settle him in a boat.)
Boromir: Oh, no, we’re not trying that again! (Wakes up and jumps out of boat, shoving Aragorn in.) Your turn!
Aragorn: !!!!!
Aragorn is swept over water fall that appears out of nowhere.
Gandalf: Guess it’s just me and you.
Boromir: YOU AND I!!!!! YOU SPEAK OF YOURSELF LAST!
Gandalf: Do not meddle in the english of wizards, for they are VERY QUICK TO ANGER!
Gandalf pushes Boromir over waterfall too.
Boromir: Oh great, looks like it’s just me and Aragorn.
Gandalf: ARAGORN AND I!!!
O-kay…so Gandalf goes out on his own, and somehow meets with a horrible death.Six down , three to go.
Reader: Gulp…
Samwise is wandering around with Bill, when Merry and Pippin come running. They fall on top of him. Merry shoves some vegatables at him.
Sam: ?!?!?!?
Pippin: Whoops, bye!
They run off, leaving Sam with the vegatables.
Sam: ?!?!?!?
Sam is hungry, so he decides to eat the vegatables, so he lights a fire and cooks them.
Reader: Ew, yuck!
Sam: Oh THAT’S nice!
Pippin: HEY!
Merry: (drags Pippin behind as they run) Come on Pippin!
Sam: Erm, Pipsqueak?
Yes?
Sam: Why did they just do that?
ADuh! For no good reason!
Sam: o…
Suddenly millions of Munchkins pour through the woods.
Munchkins: VEGATABLES!
Sam: !!!!!
Sam starts running, straight into Merry and Pippin. They all tumble down into a ditch.
Merry: Ow, I think I’ve broken somethin’.
Pippin: You did. ME!
Merry: Heh heh…
Sam: They’re coming! Run!
Pippin: ?
Merry: …
Sam: Heh…
Pippin: Just a little STEALING OF LINES GOING ON HERE!
Merry: Fool of a Gamgee!
Sam: !!! (Very mad)
They start fighting, and end in a dogpile with Pippin on the bottom.
Pippin: Mushroms!
Sam and Merry get off and run towards the woods where the Munchkins are. Pippin sneaks off.
Good Fairy: (appears out of nowhere) Pippin, click your shoes together and say, ‘I wish to go home’
Pippin: ????
Good fairy: ( she’s had a bad day) PIPPIN FOR GOODNESS SAKE JUST TAP YOUR FEET TOGETHER AND SAY THE WORDS!
Pippin: Oh…(He does)
Pippin is suddenly in the middle of nowhere, but he’s back on Middle Earth.
Pippin: I’m hungry.
Reader: (Smacks Forehead and falls into a coma.)