The Beginning

Galadriel: The world has changed…….I feel it in the water……..I feel it in the Earth…….I smell it in the air. Much that once was….is lost….for none now live who remember it.

Frodo is sitting by the tree with his book and waiting for his part. He couldn’t help overhearing Galadriel.

Frodo: Well, actually people DO live who remember it. Later, Elron-

People Who Haven’t read the Book: SHUT UP!

Frodo: Oh, sorry.

Galadriel: Can I please go on?!

Frodo: Sure. No one is stopping you.

Galadriel: It began with the forging of the great rings. Three were given to the elves. Immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords. Gr-

People Who Have Read the Book: Great miners and craftsmen blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Moving on!

Hobbiton

Frodo hears Gandalf in the distance. He jumps up with a dorky smile on his face and runs to see him.

Frodo*to Gandalf*: You’re late.

Gandalf: Of course I’m late! I’m over 300 years old!!!

Frodo and Gandalf: HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Frodo jumps on Gandalf.

Gandalf: No, seriously.

The Shire

The story is obviously not finished. You finish it!