haha! It’s me again!!!! Now your meaningless lives have… uh… meaning! I bring to you, out of the twisted depths of my mind, created especially for my fellow freaks, because i heart you all so so much (but not as much as Legolas and Pippin ^.^ *to harried elf [whose name is Seagoll Glenfare, for all those of you that care]* NO DON’T TIE ME UP AGAIN!!!! I’LL BE GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! *twitches* so anyway, I’d better read y’all the poem before I get knocked out again!! (fellow fangirls, please rescue our pack–we’re the ones currently stalking Pippin and Legolas–we’re in Mirkwood. HELP! We’re tied up and half unconscious but the elves are running out of rope and tranquilizer! RESCUE US!!!!!!! As for the males– heh heh heh JUST KIDDING!!!!)

*clears throat, looking nervously at Seagoll, who has been assigned to guard her while she reads her poem to you all.*
FRODO: THE LIMERICK
I’m a victim of slash. Eru damn
-it, I’m straight, I tell you, I AM!!!
Though you cannot spy it
(But you could still scry it),
I find a girl soon after Sam!!!!

*curtsies*
*gets dragged off by Seagoll to the main pack*
HEEEEEELP USSSSSS FELLOW FANGIRLS!!!! *gets knocked out*