From Froda to Yoda

Gollum bit off four of of Frodo’s fingers, because he was hungry. Then Mount Doom exploded and blew Frodo and Sam into outer space. Both were severly mutated, especially Frodo. Frodo got even shorter, and his skin turned green. Sam’s skin was burned and he got taller. They landed on a planet called Corisant. The people who lived there came out to see what had happened.
“What are your names?” They asked.
Sam was still stunned from the explosion and started thinking backwards.
“Mass, my name is.” He said.
Frodo’s mouth hurt and he couldn’t speak clearly. ‘Vyoda’ Was the best he could do.
So the people called them Yoda and Mace.
There *was* a tool on Corisant that could unmake the ring, and Frodo was glad when they brought out the giant chainsaw.
Over time, Frodo and Sam started influence the way each other spoke. Begin to talk wierd, Frodo did, and Sam started talking normal.
Sam was somewhat traumatized by the explosion for the rest of his life, had wierd bouts of insanity. One of his favorite things to do when he was experiencing one was to imitate fire truck and ambulance sirens. (He actually got rather good, and when often sneak up quite close to Frodo and do it. Frodo was most alarmed whenever this happened.) So the people surnamed him Windu, since Wee-oooh sounded childish.

They both lived happily ever after. Frodo died at the very very very ripe of age of nine hundred, (because of the ring, you see), in a stinky swamp in the middle of nowhere, and Sam was run over in a terrible freak ambulance accident. (Okay, maybe that’s *not* exactly happily ever after…)

The End