Funny Food Phrases by merry2
1. Gollum: They stole it from us!
Faramir: What did they steal?
Gollum: My FISH!
2. Faramir: ROAST BEEF!
3. Gandalf:*Knocks on door*
Bilbo: No thank you! I don’t want anymore guest saying how hungry I must have been or congratulating me on how much food I ate!
Gandalf: What about very old friends?
Bilbo: *Opens door* Gandalf! My dear Gandalf!
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggans! I never thought you could pull it off! One hundred eleven buffalo wings in a day including the hot sauce!
Bilbo: *Grins*
4. Merry: Dunno why he’s so upset. It’s only a couple of burgers.
5. Gimli: I would rather die than see the chicken in the hands of an elf!
6. Boromir: They have hot tacos.
7. Frodo: We’re looking for Gandalf’s pet pig.
Barliman butterbur: Oh yes…I remember now…that’s the one I ate six months ago.
8. Aragon: Give them no pork, for you shall receive none.
9. Pippin: Merry, the egg is talking.
10. Lurtz: Find the clam chowder!
11. Farmer Maggot: Tomato, olive, onion! Come on lads!
12. Legolas: An orange sun rises. A carrot has been eaten this night.
13. Frodo: Nothing ever dampens you spirits, does it Sam?
Sam: The rotten squash might.
14. Gollum: We swearss to serve the master of the chicken tendersss. We swearss it.
8 Comments
that was hilarious!!! I loved it!! I think you should come up with something else along these lines! g2g god bless
Hahaahaha!!! That was great! I just about died laughing at the buffalo wings part and the clam chowder!
*Wipes tears of laughter from her eyes*
Do more! MORE!!!
That is THE corniest thing I have ever read! (except for maybe my Frodo to Yoda story.) But corny is funny sometimes. This is an instance where it is hilarious.
*LMAO* The *takes deep breath to type straightely* one-about-legolas-was-funny…
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Liked #14 the best. Very creative… all of them.
It was absolutely fantastic! It was sooooo funny! Write more!
thanks. now i’ll never be able to watch the movie without thinking of those lines instead of the real ones. oh well, it’s definitely worth it! brilliant!! <><
Lurtz: Find the clam chowder!
Legolas: An orange sun rises. A carrot has been eaten this night.
I had a hard time stifling my laughter so I wouldn’t annoy my mom whose on the phone.