[b]Gollum’s Road[/b]

The riverbank so cool and wet
Watching a big golden sun set
At the end of my line a sweet fish flops
Sméagol, Sméagol is my name!

Birthday present, we wants it, we does
So we takes it and far away we goes
Sun is friend no more, stay away!
Only our precious, our precious we wants!

The Baggins finds our nice little hole
And plays a game, its life is the goal
But no! our birthday present is gone
Lost, lost, and Baggins to blame!

We wanders far and the shadows we haunts
Find our precious, that’s what we wants
Nasty Elves catch us but then we escapes
Gone, gone, to find my love again!

Orcses catch us and hurt us, my love,
But Gollum gets free again to rove
Nasty Hobbit wears it on a chain
Follow it, follow it, take it for us!

We trick nasty Hobbitses but fat one, he knows,
His nasty eyes watch us wherever we goes
So we fool the master again, yes we does,
Kill Hobbitses, kill them, where nobody sees!

To Her we take them, but yet they escapes!
Kill them, yes, then the precious we takes
Far into Mordor we follow them still
To take it, to take it, and have my precious again!

In the deep, dark pit of the Mountain of Fire,
We hits the fat one and yet we don’t tire
We takes it, we feels it, we’re happy once more
But down, down, we falls, and Gollum is no more.