There once was a man
Known as PJ.
Always on the message boards
The initials would be seen.
Along with these other nick names
All the cast was known.
There was Lij for Elijiah,
One who I can’t even resist.
Orli and Lego for the all-famous
Gap comercial boy.
Vig and Arag for my home hit man.
Viggo Mortensen, dream former of my life.
Dom for that little hottie
Known as Dominic.
Bil and Pip for the one and only
Trouble maker like me, oh Billy.
SA for the new parent
Once again for Sean.
Bor and SB for Sean again.
The elves not known to us in script
Are all drooled over too.
As you can see
It’s not hard to believe
That I spend a lot of time
On the boards.
But here’s to you,
Oh noble ones
Who give us a reason to drool.
We all use a swoon as a sign of love
For you we may never meet.
But maybe besides this being a way
To express my honor
You will get on the boards
Oh nobel ones
And send some of us a message,
Here’s to you PJ and cast.