How To Tell If You're Obssessed with LOTR by lissewen
Summary: yet another list of ways to tell if you’re obssessed with LOTR. Hope you like it!
A/N: This is dedicated to Essilië. Luv ya, Em!
You know you’re obssessed with Lord of the Rings if:
1. You wear the one ring on a chain around your neck. (Mine. My own. My precious.)
2. You call your boss (teacher, dad, etc.) a filthy orc.
3. You’re shocked when your replica of Sting doesn’t glow blue around them.
4. You gave your brother a black eye for saying that guy elves look “girly.”
5. You refer to yourself in the 3rd person and say “Precious” at the end of every sentence. (Yes we do, Precious.)
6. Anytime you see a flock of crows you yell, “Crebain from Dunland, Hide!”
7. You often shout, “I AM NO MAN!” (Sorry guys, I had to include that.)
8. You use the abbreviations LOTR, FOTR, TTT, and ROTK in normal conversation. (Normal? I don’t think I’ve ever had a normal conversation in my life.)
9. You’ve seen Fellowship of the Ring at least 20 times.
10. You named your cat (dog, goldfish, etc.) after a horse (or pony) in Lord of the Rings. (Here, Fatty Lumpkin! Here, Kitty, Kitty, Kitty!)
11. You are currently learning Sindarin or Quenya.
12. You constantly quote Lord of the Rings. (Fly, you fools!)
13. You could watch any movie of the trilogy on mute and still know exactly what everyone was saying. (No subtitles, you cheater!)
14. You’ve written a letter to Peter Jackson, yelling at him for everything he did wrong.
15. You refer to J.R.R. Tolkien as “The Creator.”
If this describes you, you are officially obssessed with Lord of the Rings.
(Dang, pm me! I need someone who actually understands what I’m saying! Maybe, I need an interpreter to talk to non-LOTR freaks! :-P)
A/N: Hate it? Love it? Got something to add? Review, and I might add another list. Namarië!
13 Comments
Please add more! I’ve done all of those except 14 and 15. No, you don’t need an interpreter– unless I do too. I love this! PLEASE WRITE MORE!!!!
That comes ssso clossse to the truth, yes it does, precious. When have you been ssspying on ussss?
Best list I’ve seen yet! And I got an embarrassingly high score on it too!
These are all sooooo me! Awesome Job!!!!!
I answer to every single one of those! (except the letter to PJ one, but I would LOVE to!) That is totally me, I always answer ‘yes’ to these things.
haha. i love it. its sounds like me. lol
How does she find out all about us, Precious?!?!?! How does she do it?!??!?!?!?
Hey, aren’t you the person who wrote the interviews?
Wow! 10 of those describe me. (Except I wear the replica of the one ring on my finger!)
Yes!! I am totally obsessed! Very creative…and true 🙂
Wow. That was just scary. Other than the one about sting [still don’t have one :(] and I named the dog after a character instead of a horse [Frodo] I do or have done everything on the list. Good job! 🙂
Saiquel! We’ve done/thought about doing every single one of these. And yes, we do call our cat Fatty Lumpkins and talk to ourselves in third person, yes precicous, we does…
my friend shwed me lotr i have been speding 7 hours on this sigt since now iam a freak for it thanks opening my eyes
oh yes! I could say that truthfully to most of your lists,yippee!keep going,mabye make another list or make#2 longer?