Interview with Merry by lissewen
Interview with Meriadoc Brandybuck:
Merry, what do you consider to be your greatest accomplishment?
That would have to be when I ate all of Bilbo’s birthday cake all by myself and without any help.
Don’t you mean when you stabbed the Witch-King so Eowyn could kill him?
Oh…yeah…that too.
Uh, right….Rumour has it that you are dating Estella Bolger. What do you have to say about that?
Yeah, we’re going out. She’s a wonderful hobbit. I love her almost as much as I love ale, and that’s saying something!
Right…so, what do you like most about her?
She’s a terrific cook!
Ok…ummm…how do you feel about Aragorn being King of Gondor?
Aragorn’s King??? When did that happen????
Uh…about a year ago…weren’t you at the coronation at Minas Tirith?
Oh! You mean that place in the mountain where they had that great party with lots of food and ale?
Uh…yeah.
And they really made Aragorn King? I was too busy raiding the kitchen to pay much attention!
Right…ok…uhhh…How do you feel about Frodo Baggins leaving for the undying lands?
He went to the undying lands???
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I thought he was going to get a pizza.
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That would explain why he gave me a weird look when I told him, “extra mushrooms and no anchovies.”
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I was wondering why it would take Frodo so long just to get a pizza.
…uh…right…
Oh! Look! It’s time for second breakfast! I have to go now! Bye!
Uh…bye…
Hope you liked it! Review and let me know what you think! Namarie!
32 Comments
Hey good job on it, it was really good. the only thing is it should be called “interview with pippin” just because pip likes food and ale more than merry. but other then that it was really good and made me laugh alot. please write some more!
That was funny! I like the pizza part. “That’s why he gave me a weird look when i said extra mushrooms and no anchovies.” I love that
LOL!!!!!!!!! that was hilarious! i think it is Merry to a tee! all he thinks about is ale and food! hahaha! a fine piece of humorous writing. great work!
lol love it
I would say – to much “uh…right”. But who am I to judge.
That is so funny!!!!!! I like the pizza part^_^ So pippin like!!
I really like it. “What did it feel like to be dead??”
That was great! Merry missed out on all the most important historical events of Middle Earth because of his interest in something more important to him!
Lollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollollol!
These 2 interviews are great! Maybe you’ll consider doing one for each member of the fellowship? Or the girls in Middle Earth? (Galadriel, Arwen, Eowyn, Rosie, and maybe Goldberry?)
I hope to see more of your work soon! g2g, bye!
That is hilarious! Oh my gosh, I loved it! Boromir is my absolute fav of all time… I guess that’s not really a reason to like it… oh, well! Thanks for the laughs!
Tee hee! Great job!
Very cool! If you are going to do them with all the characters, that would be very cool. (Just so long as you don’t bash them. It’s not my story, what am I saying!?!?!?) Cheers- Elf771
lol love the stories keep it up
Lol! These interviews are too funny!!! I’m really looking forward to the 4th one! Maybe Elond….? *hint hint*
Great job! I love it when they talk about the things that bug them – eg. Eowyn talking about Faramir and Eomer & Frodo wanting a “cool name!”
Lol! This was a great interview! Poor, little, bored nine – fingered – arachnophobic – Frodo…lol! You’d think he’d have a bit more courage…
its called a lance, hello?
i absolulty love that movie:-D awesome, but next you should write about Pippin!
-jessica
*muffled* My face hurts from smiling.
I love it! He sounds just like I might–were I an absent-minded hobbit. Wait, I’ve already got the absent-minded part down…..
*twitch twitch**falls out of chair and starts laughing*
HAHAHA! lol *^_^* omg i love Pippin! thanks for the heads up XD! i love your stories… please continue… *nods*
*rotfl*
Great stuff! Some of my favourite bits – Logolas shouting that he’s perfectly calm and yelling that Gollum’s escape is not his fault! Also liked the bit about Peter Jackson having issues! Great job!
The Pippin one was hilarious! Looking forward to your next interview!
Hey. i am sorry, but you made Merry seem unintelligent and half-witted. he is smarter than pippin, and would have noticed Aragorn being king. It slightly bothers me, the way you made Merry so dull. this is not a flame, this is constuctive critisism. Merry is the only interview I have issues w/. I do not hate you.
hey love the new stuff lol. mostly pippins 😉
Well I read all of your interveiws and they are very creative. I liked them very much. I really liked the Pippin interveiw. Thanks.
Hehe! *lol* Very creative. Reminds me of that interview of *Bunny Boyd* on that lordofthepeeps website. 🙂
VERY funny….sounds just like that ….lol really enjoyed it!! keep it up!
~Merry
lol! I love this stuff. Please write more, I’ll be waiting!
Hilarious! Loved the shrieks & the pouting and the purple dress! A totally new interpretation of the character 🙂
i like the interview thingies. write more for me? *gives big, brown puppy dog eyes* please?