Aragorn, the noble man,
Was striding down to Bree,
When on the way he did perchance
His friend Legolas see.

“Wassup my friend!” cried Aragorn,
And strode up to his mate.
“So what’s the rush, old pointy ears?
You look like you are late”

“Don’t you be all innocent,
I saw you steal my fruit!
How can you expect to be King,
With a bag of stolen loot!”

“I did not you foolish freak
This is not your swag,
It is of course, if you would look,
My dirty laundry bag!”

“Are you saying, that I am blind?
Is that what you think?
Well all I have to say to that:
Is I think your arm pits stink!”

“Listen Leg, I’m warning you,
I wouldn’t make ME mad!
Don’t make me get out Anduril,
Now wouldn’t that be bad!”

Unfortunately for Aragorn,
The Elf pulled out his bow.
And just like that an arrow flew
Right into Aragorn’s toe!

Now Aragorn went raving mad,
And punched him in the eye.
Then Legolas fell on his butt,
And he started to cry.

Aragorn sat next to Leg,
And put his arm around.
The two they made up there and then,
And cuddled on the ground!

And so it ends the story of,
The man and the Elf dude.
To think i bought it all to you,
Without once being rude!!