Good afternoon, * Legolas Greenleaf *.
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hunting
~Legolas~
I’m hosting a hunting trip in Gondor in about a month. I know short notice but I would love it if you came. Let me know ok? By the way were hunting the last remaining orcs and goblins. I have no idea how long this trip will be, so pack plenty of supplies.
-Strider-

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: hunting
Elf
Did you get Aragorn’s e-mail yet he wants us to go hunting? You going? By the way did he tell you what we are hunting? He didn’t tell me I hope its orcs!
Dwarf

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: MY DAUGHTERS WELLFARE!
~Legolas~
I need to go to Gondor to check on Arwen. I can only guess what that human has done now. Did you know he actually asked me to go hunting with him in Gondor? Wish I could then I could check on Arwen myself but I have business to tend to.
-Lord Elrond-

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: YOU!
Oh my god I got your email address! Will you marry me? Please pretty please with lembas on top? By the way are you missing something…like a pair of your pants? I have them hahahaha!

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: 75% off…
We at trips.com are offering 755 off on all trips to Mordor! Course there is the minor fact that you may die….. but what the hey join today.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Gondor and the trip.
Do you know why strider wants us all to go to Gondor? He says it hunting but I’m not so sure.
~Frodo~
P.S do you have the recipe for Lembas? Sam tried to make some but it made us sick

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: big pippin spending cheese….Hehehehehe
Well see I need your help on something. Merry’s birthday is coming up and I want to get him something nice. Well he really likes that shampoo you got Aragorn and I was wondering if you could bring a bottle with you to Gondor.
~Pippin~

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Breakfast
How do you like your eggs and toast? I’m making breakfast on the trip and I kind of need to know.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: lembas
Can I get your recipe for lembas mine turned out…..well lets just say I made Mr. Frodo ill
~Samwise Gamgee~

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: none really
I forgot to tell you to bring your own shampoo. Strider says he’ll have some but. You’ve seen his hair. Just to be safe everyone is bringing their own.
~Frodo Baggins~

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