Legolas and his e-mail by AiaGreenleaf
Good afternoon, * Legolas Greenleaf *.
Welcome to the Mirkwood Network!
You have mail!
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Hunting
~Legolas~
I’m hosting a hunting trip in Gondor in about a month. I know short notice but I would love it if you came. Let me know ok? By the way were hunting the last remaining orcs and goblins. I have no idea how long this trip will be, so pack plenty of supplies.
-Strider-
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: hunting
Elf
Did you get Aragorn’s e-mail yet he wants us to go hunting? You going? By the way did he tell you what we are hunting? He didn’t tell me I hope its orcs!
Dwarf
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: MY DAUGHTERS WELLFARE!
~Legolas~
I need to go to Gondor to check on Arwen. I can only guess what that human has done now. Did you know he actually asked me to go hunting with him in Gondor? Wish I could then I could check on Arwen myself but I have business to tend to.
-Lord Elrond-
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: YOU!
Oh my god I got your email address! Will you marry me? Please pretty please with lembas on top? By the way are you missing something…like a pair of your pants? I have them hahahaha!
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: 75% off…
We at trips.com are offering 755 off on all trips to Mordor! Course there is the minor fact that you may die….. but what the hey join today.
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Gondor and the trip.
Do you know why strider wants us all to go to Gondor? He says it hunting but I’m not so sure.
~Frodo~
P.S do you have the recipe for Lembas? Sam tried to make some but it made us sick
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: big pippin spending cheese….Hehehehehe
Well see I need your help on something. Merry’s birthday is coming up and I want to get him something nice. Well he really likes that shampoo you got Aragorn and I was wondering if you could bring a bottle with you to Gondor.
~Pippin~
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Breakfast
How do you like your eggs and toast? I’m making breakfast on the trip and I kind of need to know.
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: lembas
Can I get your recipe for lembas mine turned out…..well lets just say I made Mr. Frodo ill
~Samwise Gamgee~
To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: none really
I forgot to tell you to bring your own shampoo. Strider says he’ll have some but. You’ve seen his hair. Just to be safe everyone is bringing their own.
~Frodo Baggins~
21 Comments
lol gr8
Lol, this story is awesome! I love it!
I also love your avatar.
BTW, do you know how to add a chapter onto your story? I tried to add chapter 2 onto Legolas’ Inbox and I got an e-mail from this site saying it was already up and so I couldn’t post it, even though I had only posted chapter one.
Keep up the good work!
Loved it! Had a blast reading it.Glad I don’t get any offers to go to Mordor…even at 75% off!
What’s the big deal with the hunting? After it stops being about hunting, it’s really good. I like it.
~That was funny! I liked the peoples e-mail address!~
cute
Hysterically funny. Thank you!
~Aranel~
This ia really cute an cool. Way to go !!!
Krystal
Soooo cutely!
HAHAHAHA! i LOVE frodo’s email addres!! ” [email protected]” !!!!! lol great job!
Really funny great job.
NICE!!
that was funny….can I have another capter to giggle insanly over PLEASE……..
My sister says she loved that And she’s glad there weren’t any gay Legolas jokes in there. I enjoyed it also, it was v. humorous.
~Elessar_2~
This is adorable! You should write more! I love it!
Hilarious!!
lol hahaha i started laughing when i saw frodo’s email address, these are so funny!
add on, please! :]
hehehe.
that story made me laugh.
it needs more fangirls, but besides that it is the epitomy of perfection. =D
~Aerith
Funny! I enjoyed it!
**Laugh** is there more??? PLEASE write more!!!
funny and interesting! you could make some of legolases replies?
It was great! I would enjoy if you made some of Leggy’s replies and some of the other characters emails.