Day One: Gimli is so slow! He couldnt even walk on snow, i can understand that, but geez!

Day Two: We run really fast! Asked Aragorn if I could lead for a while….and he selfishly said no and ran again. I feel like a duck in a line like this!

Day three: nighttime……i dont sleep so…….im the watchdog. not to mention my wonderful eye sight…..better to see my reflection with!

Day Four: noticed i’m not a very good watchdog. someone came and stole my hair gel! the nerve!

Day Five: Eomer made me want to hurl. AND on top of that, they pointed shiny pointy sticks at me! considered hair flip to distract, but aragorn interrupted.

Day Six: no longer have to run! we gots horsies! gimli has to ride with me. of all the dreadful things…

Day Seven: passed sign. it read:
Fangorn
15 miles
next exit
aww!!!!! i dont wanna go!

Day Eight: Fangorn is so old……..very old……..and muddy………..and yucky…..

Day Nine: Gandalf just cant die! he survived….well…death! and he has a shiny new outfit! too white! needs some color…….considering pushing gandalf into mud…….

Day Ten: Ah! Rohan! Theoden’s creepy…….but i had fun whacking stupid man there! that’ll leave a mark…..

2 B Cont’d………(add on)

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