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Galadriel’s voice: ,,Once upon a time, there was this very very sad princess. And her name was. . . Oh, wait a minute. . . Ahem. . . Wrong story. . . Let’s start all over again.

Once upon a time, there was this very very evil Ring in a crazy place called Middle-Earth. And his name was. . . The One Ring. It’s was made by the Evil Lord named Sauron.”

(We see a very ugly creature who has something in his hand and is very, very confident with it.)

Sauron: ,,Wha ha ha! Just looky! I’ve made this very very evil Ring! And I call it. . . The One Ring. How about that? Wha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!”

Galadriel’s voice: ,,Uhmm. . . Oo-kaay. . . Well, the other guys weren’t so happy when they found out there was an One Ring in Middle-Earth. So they attacked the homeland of Sauron, Mordor.”

(Now we see armies of Elves and Men march to Mordor. After a few weeks travelling. . .)

Elf #84 for the 3746th time: ,,Aren’t we there yet? My feet are really, really killing me!”

Man #934 for the 3746th time: ,,No, we aren’t there yet, and you don’t look that dead to me. . . So don’t be a sissy.” (Thinking: ‘Geez, I thought Elves had unlimited energy. . .’)

Finally, they get to the sweet little house of Sauron.

And the BFIM (Big-Fight-In-Mordor) begins.

(All Men and Elves and Saurons and Orcs are all fighting for their lives.)

Galadriel’s voice: ,,Okay, okay, okay!!! This is taking far too long! The readers won’t like a story when it’s this boring and long!”

Bulma Greenleaf’s voice (that’s me): ,,Okay. . . Well, you may continue then. . .”

Galadriel’s voice: ,,Yay! Thanks! Okay. Where did I left off. . . Oh yeah, I see. . . Like, the Elves and Men won the BFIM. And Sauron was destroyed. Isildur took the One Ring. Hey, look at me! In the movie it takes me ten minutes to tell all this! It’s some kind of record I guess! Yay! Ahem. So, at the end, Isildur didn’t want to destroy his One Ring, and the One Ring betrayed him to his death. (short moment to lament over Isildur. . . Okay, time’s really running out!) The Ring fell in a river and was found by this scary creature, Gollem.

Gollem: ,,PRECIOUSSSS!!!! It’s mine, my own, my precioussss. . .”

And after a very very long time, the Ring also betrayed Gollem. After that, the One Ring was picked up by the most likely person in the world. . . A hobbit, called Bilbo Baggins.”

(A/N: C’mon, it can’t be unlikely person, can it? I mean, everyone does already know Bilbo is going to find the One Ring. . .)

Bilbo: ,,Wow, I just found a super-powerful Ring! I guess it’s my lucky day!”

Gollem’s voice out of nowhere: ,,Preciousss. . . Precioussss? Hey! My precious is GONE!

Bilbo: ,,Ow, I guess there’s another person in this creepy cave. . . I guess I should leave him alone. Now I can be alone with this beautiful, powerful, valuable Ring! Which is mine, my own. My preciousss. . .” (Leaves the cave)

~I know, I know, it’s a very very short chapter. But this is just an introduction. I’ll come up with the next chapter really soon! All review please!