Lord of the Donuts by rivendellresident
Three donuts for the Elven kings under the pie
Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of scone
Nine for mortal Men doomed to eat eel
One for the Dark Lord on his rotten orange peel
One donut to rule them all
One donut to find them all
One donut to bring them all
And in the plain glaze bind them
3 Comments
OK that made me laugh! Bravo!
VERY VERY FUNNY! I was laughing my head off all the while.
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!