LOTR a Whole New World by Lova_Took
A whole New World
(To the tune of “A whole New World” from Aladdin)
Legolas: I can show you Mirkwood. Beautiful, Wonderful forests…
Aragorn: Who wants weeds when they have a King that’s better than an elf?!
Legolas: look at my bright blue eyes!
Aragorn: I’m the only world’s wonder!
Legolas: See me walking I’m perfect in all ways you can explain!
Boromir: A whole New Woooooorld…
Legolas: A place with dazzling elves to see!
Boromir: you think your something great. But I’m the best!
Aragorn: I think he’s really dreaming-
Boromir: A whole New Woooorld…
Legolas: A place with me and me and me
Aragorn: But I am way up here!
Boromir: Bring on the beer!
Aragorn: But now I’m in a whole New World with-
Legolas: I will rule the whole world without you !!!!
Aragorn: don’t you dare tell a lie!
Boromir: theres a really big eye!!!
Legolas: watching, waiting and burning from an
endless tower high!
Aragorn: A Whole New World!!!!!!!
Boromir: Don’t you dare take his side!
Aragorn: ( mumbles in background)
Boromir: Without me it’s not better!
Legolas: I’m like a shooting star, I’ve come so far!
Aragorn: He can’t go back to where he used to beeee
Boromir: A whole New World!!!!!
Legolas: Every turn a surprise!
Aragorn: Every moment you’re gladder!
Boromir: You can go anywhere I have time to spare!
Aragorn: But I can show this whole New World to you…
Legolas: A Whole New Wooooorld…
Aragorn: A whole new Wooooorld…
Boromir: that’s where I’ll be
Legolas: Just only me
Aragorn: A better place
Legolas: A pretty face
Legolas Aragorn and Boromir: For Only meeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Sorry if it was really lame but I had fun writing it! Hope it made you laugh at least once, and please review with your thoughts! I love to know what people think.
14 Comments
LOL 😀
Great. Wonderful! I loved it! Great job! Gonna do anymore?? 🙂
hahahahahahaha that was soooooooooo funny! Have to watch aladdin now thogh…coz the tunes in my head…*Sings* A whole neeeeeewww Wooooorld!!!!!!!
Very funny
that was really funny i loved it
Could not stop laughing if I tried. Cant find a single fault, it’s the best bit of peotry I’ve heard in years.
Well done!
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EruveElen
I LOVE THIS!!! I WAS LAUGHING FOR AT LEAST FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT! I’M SENDING IT TO ALL MY FRIENDS! PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER ONE LIKE IT AND SEND IT TO ME (IF YOU HAVE THE TIME) AT [email protected]
Dude, that is one of the FUNNIEST renditions of that song for LOTR. Great work. AWESOME!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! that was great!!! now the song is stuck in my head!!! AHHHHHH!! lol great job
This is really funny, it isn’t sad at all! Well, it’s sad that you wrote it but the actual thing isn’t sad!
I loved it! It ws great:D
Uhh, weird but for some reason I really liked it!
Ha Ha Ha….that was funny…good job.
Love it 🙂