LOTR part of your world by Lova_Took
(To the tune of “Part of you world”
From the “Little Mermaid”)
Legolas: Look at this hair, isn’t it neat, wouldn’t you think I’m complete as complete?
Aragorn: Don’t you think I AM THE ONE, the one who knows everything…
Boromir: look I’m so bold, my horns made of gold, how many me’s can this Middle-earth hold? Looking around you will see. WOW! Boromir’s everything…
Legolas: But I’ve got millions and millions of brushes and I’ve got shampoos of shampoos galore
Aragorn: you want armies? I’ve got twenty.
Boromir: but who cares, no big deal, I’ve got moooore…
Legolas: but you want to be where the clean ones are, you want to see them singing, dancing! You don’t want to be around those… What do you call them? Oh ya, Geeeeeeks!
Aragorn: walking through woods you don’t get too far, but ruling a Kingdom is much, much better!
Boromir: washing you hair with that… what’s that word? oh, shampoos YUCK!
Legolas: in Mirkwood we walk, in Mirkwood we run, in Mirkwood we play all day and have fuuuuun!
Boromir: wandering free, why would you be, part of his world?!
Aragorn: you won’t have to give, just come and live up in my palace.
Boromir: you could spend a day, just getting to play, blowing my hoooorn!
Legolas: I bet-ya with him they don’t understand bet-ya they don’t even wash their hair. You want clean hair and shampoos to spare that’s what you’ll geeeeettt!
Aragorn: But you know more than the people know, they ask you their questions you give them answers, they ask you what’s fire you say its something that buuuuurrns!
Boromir: when it’s my turn, wouldn’t you love, love to go blow my horn way above?
Aragorn: closer to me!
Legolas: No you could be!
Legolas, Aragorn & Boromir: part of my woooooorrld!
15 Comments
made me giggle!
that is halarious!!!! i nearly fell out of chair from laughing!
lol this was really funny… i really enjoyed it and it is totally true!
Very Funny!
I loved that rendition of “Part of Your World”
I I laughed my way through it–out loud which I rarely do when I read online stories…..
I think it was very cleve and well put together!
Great Work!
OMG!!! I nearly died laughing! If you plan to write more, please do so! I would really like it if you kept making fun of Disney in particular! 😉
That is funny! You should submit it to celeborn’s kaoroke bar!
*laughing* …that is… *laughing harder* …so funny…not to mention… *laughing harder, still* …so true!
I LOVE ALL YOUR SONGS! And so do my friends! I like how the only characters are Legolas, Aragorn, and Boromir…
Hey peoples!!!
I just cannot thank all of you through PM because I have school work and stuff. And it takes alot of time to PM everyone…
So
I will thank you all here…
Thanks you thank you all for your wonderful reveiws!
I’m glad you peoples enjoyed it!
*jumps up and down with excitment*
I am so happy. I was feeling terrible about posting something ” I” wrote
but I guess you could endure it so thanks!!!
*hugs everyone*
That was great! I laughed out-loud while I read it!
Luv it!lol!
great! getting a little tired of the legolas’ shampoo stuff, but the sonfic was hilarious!
brilliant!
so funny i LOL!!!!!