Mr. Frodo, Mr. Frodo
Short, fat hobbit Mr. Frodo
Take the one ring
Into Mordor,
If you make it
To the border…
Pick up Gollum,
Piss off Samwise.
They are chased by Sauron’s spies.
They go around in circles, till they’re very very lost, and
The lembas bread is getting bland, Mr. Frodo!

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