To Lome,
My dearest friend…you’re almost like a sister to me…*gets teary eyed*…may it be that way for many years to come.

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Gandalf: *humming*

*scratching at door*

Gandalf: I wonder…*walks over and opens door*

Frodo: Let me in!

Gandalf: Okay…

Frodo *thumps on floor*

Gandalf: What’s wrong?

Frodo (huffing): There were to many…he…couldn’t keep…up…

Gandalf: Who???

Frodo (still huffing):…poor Sam…he…must…be saved…

Gandalf: You need some water….

*pounding at door*

Gandalf: Oh dear…*opens door*

Sam: *plops on floor* You made it Mr.. Frodo.

Frodo: By a hair.

Gandalf: *puts hands on hips* What on Middle Earth is going on????

Frodo (snauty voice): Don’t act all high and mighty with me mister.

Gandalf: Well answer my question.

Sam (grim voice): It was ‘Them’…

Frodo: …’They’ tore my picture…

Gandalf: …’They’??

Sam: They said I looked fat…

Frodo: They took my postcard from Aragorn and Arwen…

Gandalf: THEY?????

Frodo (mimicks ‘them’): Your cloths are like so like out of style…did you like know that? *giggles*

Sam: *laughs* Do the other one!

Frodo (mimicks ‘them’ again): Those cloths are green…did you like know that? Did you like know that green is so like out of style?

Sam: *laughs hystiaricly*

Gandalf: *puzzled look* What?

Frodo: Here’s a hint, I rather do an entire trip to Mordor and back then have to see them.

Gandalf: *shrugs*

Sam: *prances around* Oh, I’m so skinny…I eat a bite of a Tea Cake and I’m full…wee look at me!

Gandalf:…?????

Frodo: *evil laugh*

Gandalf:….Who??

Frodo and Sam: PREPS!

Frodo: Or as we cal them ‘orcs’….MWAHAHAHA.

Gandalf: *smircks* You boys do your homework now.

Sam and Frodo: Man!

Sam: Come on lets go.

Frodo and Sam: *flounder off*

Gandalf: *whacks ‘orc’ off staff*

Gollum: *pops out from behide couch*

Gandalf: Poor boys…

Gollum: I hates nassty prepsssesssss.

Gandalf: Don’t we all???

Gollum: Wess do preciousssss.

Gandalf: *strange look* Gollum…?

Gollum: Whatssss?

Gandalf: Why did you call me precious?

Gollum: No reason preci…

Gandalf: *glares*

Gollum: Gandalf sssssir.

Gandalf: Much better…

A/N:
In the end The One Credit Card was brought back to the land of the Department Store and destroyed. The Preps and their Followers fell into ruin and the ‘little people’ ruled Middle Earth omto the ending of time. w00t!!!