Ninety- Nine Thousand Orcs Over There by StarlightWarrior
LEGOLAS:
Ninety- nine thousand orcs over there
Ninety- nine thousand orcs
Shoot one down, start nancing around
Ninety- eight thousand orcs over there. (A/N: Think about it- the way the fellowship was outnumbered, they’d have to shoot about 1,000 a minute to live. *grins*)
~~
ARAGORN:
Ninety- eight thousand orcs on the ford
Ninety- eight thousand orcs
Cut one down and pose with your sword
Ninety- seven thousand orcs on the ford
~~
FRODO:
Ninety- seven thousand orcs over there
Ninety- seven thousand orcs
Hide and scream, “It’s all a bad dream!”
Still ninety- seven thousand orcs over there
~~
BOROMIR:
Ninety- seven thousand orcs over there
Ninety- seven thousand orcs
Try to steal the ring; “Those arrows! They sting!”
Ninety- six thousand orcs over there
~~
MERRY & PIPPIN:
Ninety- six thousand orcs over there
Ninety- six thousand orcs
Try to fight with all your might
But still get caught by the orcs over there.
~~
MERRY: This song was a lot more fun when it had beer in it.
PIPPIN: In pints.
RANDOM ORC #1: HEY! NO TALKING BACK THERE!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
So, funny? Review…
16 Comments
Yes, this is rather funny. Me and a friend got through that song about 5 times on a 6 hour bus ride once… hehe. You should do a BIG version of it with EVERYBODY from TTT and Rotk, etc, etc… lol. Very nice… one thing tho… Leggy does not nance!!!! lol. 😀
Ha Ha!! Very funny, and clean too!!! Adding more? Sam…Gandalf…Treebeard?
That is hillarious!!!!! [uphroarious laughter] Hehehehhahahahhehehehhahahehaha!!!!!
Anyway, that was great! Very creative!!!
*chuckles* It’s funny! But I miss Sam swaying pots… And… And… Nah I don’t. It’s just really funny! *starts to sing*
Suilad! *applauds loudly* Very funny and cute! And you’re right, in the movie they had to kill 1,000 orcs to live!
It was very funny, I loved it. Thank you!
Extremely funny and very creative! Well done!!
*laughing madly*
That was hilarious! Am very impressed
Oh that was cute!! “shoot one down start nancing around” hahahah! It was halarious! love it!!! write more write more!
That was cute, I liked it.
i like this song/poem thing its kool, could u continue it so i can learn it and annoy all my mates,its waaaay betta than the beer 1, i think!
lol! *falls out of chair* That is so funny! Write another thing like this!I loved the part about frodo, “Run and scream it’s all a bad dream.”
awsome!!! i loved this……….now i know what to sing on a road trip. hehe
funny!!!! like what you did for legolas and saruman!!!
one of the very few fics that i honestly laugh out loud over, not just type lol. seriously funny. like, i can’t even express in words how funny that was…though some people say everything’s funny after midnight…which it is as i’m typing this…no, just kidding 😀 that was awesome. completely hilarious. maybe you get the idea…*shuts up but then can’t keep it in any longer and bursts out in histerical laughter*